Just some funny and relatable quips from parents that made me laugh.
Wishing you all a great day!
Janene
#1
Actual email I sent Bella’s pre-school teacher at 7:30 this morning:
— Jason Kander (@JasonKander) December 12, 2024
Diana is on a work trip. Bella is wearing a dress that is too big. She insisted and because I’m on day 4 of solo parenting, she has broken my will to resist her.
#2
Watching Home Alone with my 8 year old twins.
— TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) December 24, 2024
One of them is cackling like a hyena every time a paint can smashes the face of the would be burglars.
The other is sitting with a concerned look on his face saying things like “well that doesn’t seem safe”
#3
4yo put a bookmark against her car window and it slipped down into the car door
— Matt Bateman (@mbateman) October 26, 2024
Apparently it was an unfathomably precious object to her
So today we are learning how to remove a car door panel
#4
My daughter has been super nice lately and encouraging me to take naps so I can rest and I just discovered that while I’ve been doing that she’s been slowly decimating my secret candy stash
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) October 28, 2024
#5
My son won an award and my daughter was jealous so I told her she’s in the running for ‘best daughter award’. She got dressed early and is scrubbing toilets. Why didn’t I think of this sooner?
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) December 19, 2024
#6
Please pray for my son who had to do the dishes when he "just did this yesterday" and he's "tired."
— Dzintra – Author (@DzintraSullivan) December 19, 2024
#7
I was helping my 9yo son clean his room and commented "You have way too much stuff!"
— Mediha (@mediha_m) May 22, 2020
He says "I don't have money. I didn't buy any of this stuff."
Son :1
Mommy: 0
#8
“I rarely like any of the dinners you make, but this one I am LOVING!” -the 5-year-old, in reference to a rotisserie chicken I bought from the grocery story. 🍗
— Ashley Parker (@AshleyRParker) October 23, 2024
#9
When they said kids were expensive I was like pffft ya ok 🙄 I'm good at thrifting and mending and we live near a library …I forgot about the part where spending money delights them and I live to please my tiny overlords
— sarah (@sarahradz_) October 17, 2024
#10
Just picked up half the middle school boys basketball team to take them for burgers after practice.
— Brad Sea (@BSEAondeck) October 22, 2024
Not enough febreeze in the world to fix this car now.
#11
This Christmas I celebrate the 39 year anniversary of not getting the G I Joe aircraft carrier.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 20, 2024
#12
8 year old: we’re learning about ancient Rome at school
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) October 23, 2024
me: awesome! I’ve actually been to the Colosseum
8 year old: did you watch the people fighting?
#13
My son didn’t want to get up for school today, so I promised him that if he got up and went to school today, I wouldn’t make him go tomorrow.
— TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) October 25, 2024
We were about halfway to the bus stop when he realized that it’s Friday.
#14
6am
— Emily Zanotti 🦝 (@emzanotti) December 15, 2024
“You look sad, buddy. What’s wrong? Do you need a hug?”
“I can’t decide what stuff I like best on a hot dog.”
“That’s a tough one, dude. I get it.”
#15
One time my preschooler said his feet hurt and I thought it was bc they grew but it turned out his boots were full of Mardi gras beads
— sarah (@sarahradz_) December 18, 2024
#16
I saved money on gift paper this year by wrapping all the presents with a single CVS receipt.
— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) December 18, 2024
#17
When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask "what percentage are you on?"
— єℓαιηє (@elainesim28) October 13, 2024
#18
Working through a tantrum with a toddler is like no other human interaction I’ve ever had in my life, because what do you mean you wanted to ride in the right elevator instead of the left elevator
— Robert Komaniecki (@Komaniecki_R) October 25, 2024
#19
Cat’s in the Cradle, Christmas version pic.twitter.com/ztZWZe2vyc
— meghan (@deloisivete) December 16, 2024
#20 “Your child has been cast as a door.” LOL
Nativity season is upon us! My son has been cast as a wise man. My daughter, on the otherhand – pic.twitter.com/ALWosPwbMM
— Emma Szewczak (@EmmaSzewczak) October 24, 2024
