Another week and and another round of funny and relatable tweets from parents!
Here are some of my favorite quips from this week.
Wishing you all a great weekend!
Janene
#1
Did you know that the sound of fallen leaves scattering across the pavement in the wind sounds just like someone running up behind you in the dark?
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 3, 2024
Did you also know that I can run 83 mph?
#2
It’s my birthday morning and both my kids are mad because we are making them eat homemade cinnamon rolls and taking them to a playground. 🙏🏻
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) November 2, 2024
#3
Kids today will never know the thrill of calling the radio station at 10pm, just to dedicate a Debbie Gibson song to your crush.
— Molotov Cocktail (@MollyCocktail) November 9, 2024
#4
Call your dad now and ask him what the wifi password is so he has time to find the little paper it's written on before Thanksgiving.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 8, 2024
#5
baby has learned what a "kiss" is. he will kiss my cheek, my nose, my arm. he says "mmm-ah." he will kiss his toys, his feet, a packaged block of cheese while sitting in the grocery cart. the best thing to witness ever in my life
— snail (@tallsnail) November 5, 2024
#6
My daughter and I are currently fighting because, and I can’t believe I’m actually saying this, I don’t “care about her enough to buy the expensive toilet paper”
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) November 7, 2024
#7
My kid says there aren’t enough pajama days in her life, and same, girl, same.
— krista pacion (@kristabellerina) November 4, 2024
#8
Whoever decided that 7 year olds should play soccer before 8 am on a Saturday is dumb.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) November 2, 2024
#9
Went to P-T conferences yesterday and my 9yo was a hit with her teachers. She’s sweet, kind and hardworking. They even said “Great job mom and dad”.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) November 7, 2024
This is the same 9yo who I once told to stop being loud, so she spitefully told Alexa to fart 47 times.
#10
2yo just slept—no joke—14 hours straight and woke up visibly taller
— 𝓜𝓻𝓼. 𝓢 (@smalltown_wife) November 8, 2024
#11
The scariest part of teaching a kid how to drive is all the driving.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 8, 2024
#12
Dogs prepare us for babies & cats prepare us for teenagers.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) November 4, 2024
#13
husband calls it "two factor authentication" when we put 2 baby proof latches on a cabinet door
— snail (@tallsnail) November 9, 2024
#14
I had to manually change the channel on the TV because the batteries in the remote died, and now the kids think I know magic.
— krista pacion (@kristabellerina) November 3, 2024
#15
Shoutout to everyone driving tonight with an astigmatism. This time change hits hard.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 4, 2024
#16
Me: I need to go for a run to clear my head.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 8, 2024
Also me, 500 feet down the road: OK that’s clear enough.
#17
In search of a lawyer who handles the most heinous of crimes. My 4yo woke me up at 5:30 this morning by sneezing in my face and then hopped away like a bunny.
— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) November 4, 2024
#18
Stop leaving your children with their Grandparents to babysit. I asked my nephew how old his gonna be and he said " if the lord sees fit, 10 in November "😭
— Dekunle (@moad2712) November 7, 2024
#19
The toddler got ahold of the Costco bag of sweet potatoes and now daily life is like an Easter egg hunt pic.twitter.com/AOWAcYHt8d
— Taylor Schumann (@taylorsschumann) November 2, 2024
#20
Grandparents buy their grandkids anything 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/7kqdn9WAnu
— Jada Lynn ♒️ (@Jayyyyyy_25) November 4, 2024