20 Funny Marriage Tweets That Prove Opposites Attract

There is a quote by Lisa Kleypas that says, “They were different in so many ways, and yet somehow it made them exactly right for each other.”

I think this is true for a lot of couples, namely my parents, who have been married for 54 years. My mom has never met a stranger, and my dad is a man of few words, but somehow it works!

I’ve rounded up some funny tweets about opposites in married life…enjoy!

Janene

#1 It’s funny because it’s true…
#2 LOL…
#3 I am unfortunately the latter, as my husband sleeps like a baby…
#4 I guess that’s only really an issue if you are both the day-of people and have to fight for the washing machine!
#5 I bet 9 times out of 10 it’s the wife asking about the door…
#6 True for my early bird husband and night owl me!
#7 Oh how I wish I had this ability…
#8 I drive my whole family nuts with my commentary: “Where is that guy from?” “Ooooh…she got OLD!” “How long is this movie anyway?”
#9 I don’t have very many talents, but I dare anyone to fit more dishes properly in a load than I do…
#10 When I was little my dad had this old Corvette. We lived in New York and apparently it’s like a thing where if you see another Corvette on the road you wave to each other. People were always waving at us. I thought it was so strange LOL…
#11 I’m the researcher all the way…
#12 Yup…
#13 Or leaves the cap off…
#14 I tend to be a wanderer, but if I’m in a rush I can get in and out in record time…
#15 Except for when you both forget where it is and then you’re in trouble!
#16 Right?? Lucky guys!
#17 I feel like all dads want to get to the airport early…
#18 Hahaha…
#19 Someone better not ask his wife to pick up those things later in the week…
#20 I am the cook in our family, but also more of the mess maker if I’m being honest…
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For more laughs on marriage, check out: “25 Funny Tweets About Marriage That Every Wife Will Relate To”