I’ve always found seven to be a great age, where kids are full of curiosity and developing real senses of humor.
I’ve rounded up 20 of the funniest tweets about life with 7-year-olds here – hope they bring you some laughs!
Janene
#1
my 7 year old came home from school and told me she learned online safety including not to click links that people you don’t know send you
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) April 3, 2024
because you might end up with a fungus
#2
Me, surprised: Why are you in a hurry to get to school?
— Ted McCormick (@mccormick_ted) October 23, 2019
7yo, matter-of-fact: My enemies are waiting
#3
*hands my 5 yo his bowl of cereal*
— Princess (@themultiplemom) October 15, 2022
My 7yo: I guess the pots ain’t getting hot today…
😂😂😂
#4
There's an ambulance outside as we walk into a store, and when my husband says that someone must be sick or hurt, my 7yo loudly proclaims, "BUT WHY would they 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 them to Walmart?!"
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) February 20, 2024
#5
7-year-old: Do you have a podcast?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 21, 2017
Me: Do you even know what a podcast is?
7: It's that thing where you talk to yourself and no one listens.
She knows exactly what a podcast is.
#6
My 7yo son made me a cup of coffee that somehow taste like beef stew.
— Princess (@themultiplemom) May 6, 2023
“Mommy, I put a sprinkle of that brown stuff in it like you”
The brown stuff I use is cinnamon. The brown stuff he used was dry rub seasoning.
I can’t wait for these kids to go to my mama house today.
#7
Someone cut me off and I gave them the finger and my 7yo asked what it means so I said “it means you can go ahead of me” so you can guess what happened at school line up yesterday
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) February 23, 2023
#8
7-year-old: I figured it out.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 4, 2021
Me: What?
7: Everything.
Second grade has been good to her.
#9
My 7yo said she hurt herself, and when my 9yo asked her to describe the pain, she just yelled, "AAAAAAAHHHHH" 😭💀
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) April 25, 2024
#10
My son asked my 7yo how she would survive a bear attack and she replied she would try to be his friend, thus making her the most adorable of my children but also the least likely to survive an encounter with an actual bear.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) September 24, 2019
#11
My 7yo had to measure something for her homework. My husband told her to measure our dog. My 7yo, "it said to measure an object. He's not an object! He's a person!"
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) December 6, 2022
#12
7: I don’t want you to have any more babies
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) May 15, 2024
Me: That’s okay because I’m not having any more babies
7: Good, but I’m still gonna worry till you’re 50
#13
As my coffee brews, 7 leaves the kitchen…
— redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 (@RYGdance) April 11, 2023
Me: “Where you goin?”
Him: “I wanna give the coffee machine privacy while it’s peeing.”
#14
Me: *hears a stealthy footstep in the hallway*
— Josiah Hawthorne (@JosiahHawthorne) October 25, 2023
Me: "This is your third time up. Go back to bed."
7yo: *frantically* "Wait — wait Daddy –"
Me: "Whatever it is, tell me in the morning."
7yo: *gasp* "IfYouWereADolphinYou'dBeDeadAlready
BecauseDolphinsOnlyLiveThirtyYears."
#15
My 7yo told me that Jeremy gives her all the answers at school. As the conversation went on I found out that Jeremy is her brain. She named her brain Jeremy.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) September 30, 2022
#16
7yo: why does Superman change in telephone booths?
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) August 11, 2018
Me: idk
Me: there used to be a lot more of them when I was a kid before cellphones were invented
7yo: were windows invented yet?
Me: … yes, obviously
7yo: SO WHY WOULD HE CHANGE IN A TELEPHONE BOOTH FULL OF WINDOWS
#17
We fixed the 7yo’s label maker and I just found this on my desk pic.twitter.com/TudvotrWOj
— City Mouse (@KindBounce) January 25, 2023
#18
My husband is volunteer coaching 2nd grade basketball and out of nowhere one of the kids burst into tears. When my husband asked him what was wrong, he said, “I’m just so hungry and I KNOW my brother is just sitting at home eating snacks.”
— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) October 16, 2022
#19
Me: Your teacher said you clean up her desk everyday at school.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 18, 2023
7-year-old: Yeah.
Me: Why don't you clean up at home?
7: I come here to relax, not work.
#20
My 7yo just got mad at his brother and called him ugly, and his brother got really upset about it and started crying.
— Stacey (@nofilterblonde) January 29, 2023
They’re identical twins.
Identical. Twins.
