If you’re feeling like it’s already been a long week, take a little humor break with these 20 posts that made me laugh.
Wishing you a good rest of the week!
Janene
#1
I wish I had the confidence of 7yo me when the Sunday school teacher asked who knows what Lent is and I horshackly raised my hand to say the fuzzy stuff in the dryer filter.
— Terri Paella Piñata (@terrip38) March 27, 2024
#2
My dad’s retirement seems to be going well. Told me that he saw a Seinfeld episode on tv that he’s never seen before.
— MR. MITCH (@1800ghostman) March 17, 2026
#3
Parenting is when my son finally fell asleep in the stroller today two blocks from home and I thought "I just need nothing to wake him up before we get back" right as I looked up and saw a marching band walking straight towards us
— Abam (@AdamBroud) October 28, 2018
#4
My wife and I eloped, but a month later we had a small party to celebrate with family and friends. Somewhere on the invitation we wrote, “bring an appetite,” which my wife’s Uncle Jerry misread as “bring an appetizer.” He showed up at the venue with a crockpot of enchiladas.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) December 5, 2024
#5
they need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. i have to know what goes on in there
— trash jones (@jzux) December 3, 2024
#6
I love how a fly will get into your house through a 2mm crack in a bathroom window, but can't find its way out even if you have the side of your house taken off
— Weekday Jokes (@weekdayjokes) March 17, 2026
#7
Some day, a guy is gonna see me eating a whole baguette with my bare hands in my parked car and think "That's her, she's the one".
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) April 20, 2022
#8
Well well well, if it isn’t me getting takeout after spending $300 on groceries.
— Mediocre Mom (@MediocreMamaa) April 12, 2022
#9
My 14 yo just told me I was embarrassing her. We were the only two people in the room.
— Upside Dad (@UpsideDad) February 3, 2022
Parenting achievement unlocked.
#10
5yo: I WILL WEAR MY WHITE DRESS TO THE WEDDING ON FRIDAY
— Courtney Ellis 🎈 (@courtneyellis) April 30, 2024
Me: Um, how about your blue one? People don’t usually wear white to—
5yo: I WANT TO LOOK LIKE THE BRIDE
#11
Sorry I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) July 8, 2025
#12
You’re not living your best parenting life until you’ve launched a toy out the front door to stop your kids from fighting over it.
— Close to Classy (@closetoclassy) December 4, 2017
#13
If I ever trip slightly while walking, I make sure to look back and down at the ground so that the people around me know that I'm normally great at walking, but in this particular instance there was something wrong with the ground.
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) March 6, 2026
#14
We all agree that laundry washing day and laundry putting away day are not the same day, right?
— Sam G (@ItsSamG) January 30, 2021
#15
I saw two teenagers kissing in the park. Reminded me of my teenage years when I used to see other teenagers kissing in the park.
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) February 16, 2026
#16
The kids were asking me what time they were all born and I said the youngest was born at 1:29am, and they all agreed that it must have been nice that she just came out while I was sleeping.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) July 30, 2024
#17
Do u ever look in the mirror and just hope it isn't accurate
— Funny Snarky Humor (@FUNNYsnarkyJOKE) April 29, 2024
#18
Pulling out of the driveway for a two-hour car ride to visit family.
— Mediocre Mom (@MediocreMamaa) July 23, 2023
My 5yo from the backseat: “Don’t turn the radio on, Mama. I brought my harmonica so I can play you music.”
#19
airplane: we offer FREE wifi
— trash jones (@jzux) January 23, 2026
me: omg that’s amazing! and it works?
airplane: no 🔥
#20
