Here’s a little round-up of some funny and relatable posts.
Hope these bring you some laughs and hope you have a great last week of February!
Janene
#1
we stayed at an air bnb with the most perfect pillows. a revelation. perfectly firm but soft. my neck stopped hurting. so I wrote down the brand and item number from the tag and looked it up and they're the same pillows we have at home
— katie (@katefeetie) July 16, 2024
#2
20 year olds are out here with baby pictures that just look like a current picture of a baby and not like a grainy still from a true crime documentary like the rest of us.
— ian karmel (@IanKarmel) October 12, 2021
#3
Everything is terrible but my neighbor has a big dog named Maximus and just named his new tiny dog Minimus.
— Brian Stack (@BrianStack153) April 2, 2020
#4
whenever a car waits for me to cross the street, I wave and mouth ‘thank you’ and rush across as fast as I can because I need them to think, wow what an 11/10 pedestrian
— Sarah J. Hass (@tacko_belle) October 29, 2023
#5
My husband said he's had a long, hard week and wants to enjoy the weekend in a clean house with some delicious meals. I told him that seemed fair. And I know his mother will love having him for a couple of days.
— Emma Beasley🐝 (@JustBeingEmma) April 30, 2021
#6
MY DOG'S VET: who's a good boy? who's the handsomest boy? does you wanna cookie? does the handsome good boy want a cookie? does the handsomest best boy ever want a cookie?
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) January 18, 2024
MY DOCTOR: you look fatter and paler than I remember, sit down
#7
*10yo complains that his brothers won’t leave him alone.*
— Kristen | Driving Mom Crazy (@DrivingMomBlog) June 8, 2020
Me: Well I’m sorry, you’ll just have to try to ignore them
10yo: Mom, imagine if EVERY TIME you tried to do something you got interrupted. Every time! IMAGINE!
Me: Oh yes…imagine.#parenting #LifeLessons
#8
caught up with a high school friend who said he has a new gf of 3 months and showed me a framed pic of her on his desk at work… i was like thats sooo cute you have that on your desk after 3 months?? and he was like yea i bring it back and forth between my nightstand and my desk
— puppy small ꩜ (@snoutwife) July 18, 2024
#9
obsessed with the woman in my yoga class who paid for 60 minutes and laid motionless on the floor the entire time
— Cat (@CatOrman1) July 15, 2024
#10
me at the grocery store: im going to make a mushroom risotto with herb crusted chicken and a vegetable medley!
— Matt. (@MattTheBrand) February 22, 2021
me when i get home: crackers
#11
The lady in front of us sampling all the flavors has apparently never eaten ice cream before, what do you mean “tell me about your rocky road”
— meghan (@deloisivete) July 18, 2024
#12
My total was $129 at target and my kid was like “I can put this back” lmao GIRL $1.29 for your snickers bar isn’t gonna fix this 😂
— KLUVVVV (@mamahaaze) May 3, 2020
#13
god I wish I was the person I believed I could be when I bought all this produce
— sweatpants cher🔸 (@House_Feminist) November 3, 2018
#14
My daughter in college texted me and asked where to go to get air in her tires. I told her the gas station and I swear on all that is holy her response was this, “I only have $88 in my bank account. Will it cost more than that?”
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) September 23, 2019
#15
I’m not a licensed interior designer but I just figured out you can make a room look 30% bigger if you put away the 14 loads of laundry on the floor wow
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) July 20, 2018
#16
Ran out of syrup mid-waffle, and by the look on my kid's face, I will be hearing from his lawyer
— meghan (@deloisivete) July 18, 2024
#17
At my age if I ask my kid "what did I just say?" it's a genuine question
— Wisecracking Blonde (@RoobsC) July 16, 2024
#18
#19
I've been wanting a new alarm clock, so I found and bought this one. Seriously. I remember it fondly, and I know it can survive the pending apocalypse. The GE alarm clock is eternal. pic.twitter.com/AvHcfRnb8Z
— WernerKlopek (@DrWernerKlopek) February 17, 2024
#20
