21 Funny Posts For Some Weekend Laughs

*kids emptying the dishwasher*

KID 1: where does this mixer go

KID 2: on the… sleazy mary

reader, he couldn't remember the name "lazy susan"

— bonky (@shesbonky) July 17, 2026

Told a guy about how we used to record music off the radio onto cassettes and he looked at me like I saw Lincoln get shot live

— Trey (@treydayway) July 18, 2026

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) June 13, 2025

Going out with your extrovert friend is stressful because they will talk to ANYONE

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) June 8, 2025

I like being an adult but tbh my one gripe is the Dishes. oh, the dishes. I am always doing dishes. when this world ends and our sun is nothing but a shriveled, dead star, when the mountains crumble to dust and the oceans dry, there I will stand. doing the dishes.

— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) December 18, 2023

Thanks to the lady arguing loudly with her boyfriend next to me and my own general nosiness I have a new personal record on the stairclimber

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) June 11, 2025

I am not a good hugger. Tonight a friend hugged me and I dropped some crackers I was holding and just gently said “my crackers” while waiting for the hug to end

— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) January 27, 2019

Believe in myself? The person who got me into this mess in the first place?

— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) June 11, 2025

Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own

— Harrison Weinreb (@harriweinreb) December 8, 2025

Tore a tag off my cheap leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing

— meghan (@deloisivete) June 11, 2025