25 Funny Posts for Some Weekend Laughs

Poured the 4-year-old a cup of orange juice but she insisted on sticking a straw into an actual orange instead. She refuses to admit it doesn’t work. Every time I look at her she pretends to suck at the straw and gives a refreshed “aaahhh.”

— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) May 2, 2024

just accidentally closed a tab i've had been meaning to read for the past 2 years

— alfie (@alfienxo) April 23, 2025

Outlook: You have 1 unread email.

Me: I do? Where?

Outlook: lol, well that’s the big mystery. Anyway, have a fun day!

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) April 17, 2025

Me: I haven’t been able to finish a sentence or a thought in 7 years.

My oldest: Hey, I’m 7!

Me: Imagine that…

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) April 10, 2025

I threw old kale in my backyard and now the squirrels are riding little Pelotons and requesting coconut water.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) April 10, 2025

starting a new show sucks. who are these people

— chase (@_chase_____) April 7, 2025

I told a first grade class that I have an identical twin sister.

One of the kids raised his hand and asked, "Do you ever think you might actually be her?"

So hang out with six year olds, get free identity crisis, I guess.

— Caitlin 🚗 🧀 Driscoll (@TeacherOnTopic) April 8, 2025

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 8, 2025

Here’s a list of my favorite things to do:

1. Go home
2. Be at home
3. Not leave my home

— Kristen (@Kica333) April 12, 2025

A watched pot never boils, but an unwatched pot also never boils, mostly because I turned the wrong burner on

— meghan (@deloisivete) April 14, 2025

the worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute 😭

— M 🍓 (@babyariees) April 22, 2025

me: I'm not old

also me: *realizes the number of meteorologists I follow on social media is not zero*

— meghan (@deloisivete) April 9, 2025

Tonight I discovered that my daughter, who is 17, has lived her whole life believing that the name of the singer of The Rolling Stones is McJagger.

— Oliver Jones (@oliverjones) May 16, 2024