The Funniest Posts About Married Life From May 2026

Explained to my wife that the Mets came back from a 4 run deficit to win it and she’s giving me the same smile she gives our son when he discovers a cool rock

— Michael’s #2 Italian Restaurant 🤌 (@myitalianhell) May 18, 2026

me: I'm doing a grocery order, do you need anything

husband: no

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me: I'm going to pick up the grocery order

husband: chips

— meghan (@deloisivete) May 20, 2026

I bought my husband a dozen undies in the same colour

Him: Why did you buy so many of the same colour? People will think I don't change my underwear!!!

Me: Which people?!

— Natasha Huckfield (@dramadelinquent) May 20, 2026