22 Funny Posts For Some Laughs Today

The adult version of “Head,Shoulder,Knees and Toes” is “Wallet,Glasses,Keys and Phone.”

— єℓαιηє (@elainesim28) May 17, 2026

This morning my daughter said her ear hurt and I said on the inside or outside, so she walks out the front door, comes back in and says both.
Moments like this has me wondering if I’m saving too much for college.

— єℓαιηє (@elainesim28) January 28, 2026

Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it or are you normal

— redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 (@RYGdance) December 17, 2025

“I’m a writer” I whisper to myself as I search how to spell definitely for the 1000th time

— Amanda is drafting 🎀🔪 (@pennpaperplanes) December 18, 2025

why do bugs have to come inside like you guys have the entire outdoor world to roam in, this 350 square foot apartment is all i have

— e l l a 🇨🇦 (@blondehotcoffee) December 19, 2025

I love my friends but I’ll open that reel whenever I get to it

— Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა (@Hyeyunie) December 18, 2025

"Your bill is ready to view" well I'm not ready to view it.

— ❤️‍🩹 (@nielenciagas) December 16, 2025

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over

— Vivian (@suchnerve) December 15, 2025

Them: You're not buying new books, are you?
Me: Absolutely not. These books were published years ago.

— Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) (@LouiseWeebe) December 15, 2025

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit

— Soleil (@soleiljolina) December 18, 2025

“can i start you off with an appetizer, maybe 30 tortillas?”

“god no, i can’t eat that many tortillas!”

“how about if cut them up into triangles, fry them in seed oil, & serve them with some salsa?”

“omg that sounds delightful”.

— signüll (@signulll) May 20, 2026