25 Hilarious Tweets About Work That Will Make You LOL

100% sure my coworker has invented a dog so he can take multiple long breaks daily under the guise of dog walks. never mentioned the dog until 2 weeks ago, now he’s “brb”ing 3 walks a day. boss asked to see a pic of the dog and he said “sorry it’s sleeping”. I encourage this.

— nick, (@LouBegaVEVO) May 14, 2024

Told my 56-year-old coworker that I’m a bit anti-social and he said “yeah I noticed that about you, you don’t necessarily light up a room”

— M.E🍎 (@Emmys) September 5, 2024

Some customer on the phone was saying i was very helpful and way better than the person he was speaking to yesterday who was also me

— 🇮🇪KEVIN KAVANAGH🇮🇪 (@Kevinkavanagh0) June 4, 2021

I left my Invisalign retainer in the break room at work and when I came back in my coworker was trying it on

— taddy mason (@no_goblins) July 19, 2022

I have a coworker who keeps cans of pop in her desk drawer and drinks them room temp. Tepid diet Dr. Pepper. Every day. Haunting. Concerning. Perhaps indicative of criminal behavior.

— McErin☘️ (@colleen_eileen) April 23, 2024

One time I had a customer walk in literally 5 minutes before we closed the restaurant and she had the audacity to yell “yay I made it”

Girl you made what? Made me mad?!?

— Dan Kaufman (@D_Kauf11) June 20, 2019

Didn't realize how few perks we have at the office til I said "we're allowed to listen to the radio on Friday!" to a new hire in a way that can be likened to a girl of 12 saying "I got an orange for Christmas!" as her papa lay dying of gangrene after the Battle of Fredericksburg

— McErin☘️ (@colleen_eileen) June 18, 2024

i just got an email from our hr department informing us that, “regrettably”, our office has become “inundated” with raccoons and as of this morning, after an incident where one raccoon fell thru the ceiling, they’ve decided to let us work from home

— nash flynn (@itsnashflynn) September 16, 2024

Coworker: omg text me anytime you need a shift covered
Me: can you work today
Coworker: omg sorry my uncles hamster is in town or I would

— gabrielle coffee (@gabriellecoffee) July 11, 2017

Carried 3 desserts over to a table for a customer to say ‘Yh we actually ordered 2 cappuccinos with that’ RigHT I must of accidentally left them in the kitchen along with my 3rd arm Brian

— charlotte (@CharlotteCrook2) June 16, 2018

My coworker just told me instead of coffee she runs a mile in the morning to wake up and not to be dramatic but I think she’s a serial killer

— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) January 21, 2020

realized customer service wasn’t for me when a lady on the phone told me i didn’t know how to do my job and i said “well walk me through it” and she hung up

— 𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 (@heyyitsjanea) December 19, 2022

The problem with teaching a man to fish is that eventually somebody will microwave that fish in the work break room.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) January 12, 2015

office culture is someone bringing in donuts and everyone for some reason refusing to take a whole one and cutting off 3/8 of the donut and then at the end of the day there's like 17/25ths of 9 different donuts left

— ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა (@CBD42O) January 17, 2019

I will never forget the time that I helped interview a man for a job opening and when he was asked what he would contribute to the team he said “probably snacks”

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 10, 2024

“the customer is always right” is such a goofy saying. the customer is the least qualified person here

— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) January 25, 2023

A guy in my office is shaking his protein shake and this woman poked her head around the corner and said “do I hear margaritasssss?”… no Janet, it’s 10 am.

— ••Teej•• (@TJKilbride) November 30, 2017

At a job it takes me 2 or 3 years to become curious about what the company does

— 𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 (@im_all_id) March 29, 2024

Working in retail was wild, people just tell you things about their personal life and you just stand there… Not knowin' how to respond to “I'm going to a funeral” or “I’m getting a divorce” like that sucks… $13.48 is your total.

— AGAR 🇭🇹 and 99 others (@travelling_afro) June 29, 2018

I told a joke to my boss and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 21, 2023

I should be allowed to challenge one coworker of my choosing to a duel each year

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 8, 2024

I hate when people start a meeting with “everyone having a good day?” Yeah Tina, I’m at work, on a Teams meeting, and I’m on camera…doesn’t get better than this.

— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) April 4, 2024

I feel like every office has 3 people who do all the work and 15 people who just walk around with salads.

— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) March 5, 2014

Asked my coworker what’s wrong & he said “I’m tired of faking that I like you guys” & honestly? Mood.

— Nikki (@TheNikkiRosa) August 26, 2024

this old lady came to the bank i work at to withdraw $10. i told her that for withdraws less than $100 she has to use the atm. so she asked to withdraw $1000 in $10 bills. it sucked but i counted it out and handed her the money. she took $10, gave me $990 and said “deposit this”

— rudy betrayed (@rudy_betrayed) June 6, 2021