25 of the Funniest Posts From Women This Week

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

— mollie writes stuff (@vuse_lover) June 2, 2026

Today on the plane I opened my little milk for my coffee and it was pressurised from being in the sky and when I opened it a little bit squirted onto the laptop of the guy next to me and he screamed

— D’licious Williams (@WendWitch) June 2, 2026

Real reason men can open jars is they never moisturize their hands. when I’m done with after shower slime time I can barely turn a door knob

— bella horne (@neutralcowboy) May 30, 2026

me: *starts the electric kettle*

me, two minutes later: what's that noise

— meghan (@deloisivete) June 4, 2026

No one is full of more false hope than me in line to buy a new anti frizz conditioner thinking yes, this will be the one.

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 31, 2026

Don’t understand why movies push the narrative that eating ice cream straight from the pint is a sad, pathetic act. I have only ever done it joyfully.

— Meg (@megannn_lynne) June 4, 2026

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

— erika (@yeeeerika) June 3, 2026

Thinking about when my dad tried to take a passport photo but accidentally pressed the muppet button pic.twitter.com/iqiVxXZ3YV

— emily (@getalongemily) June 3, 2026