20 of the Best Quips From Women This Week

Can someone fix bacon packaging? This has gone on long enough

— Shannon (@gardengirl125) May 2, 2025

“you did it queen” i whisper as I move everything from Friday’s to do-list to Monday’s to-do list

— When's Happy Hour? (@whenshappyhour1) May 2, 2025

walked past 2 people on the street and one said “we are who we are, I guess” and the other one said “nope. not me”

— trash jones (@jzux) April 30, 2025

Just know that if we ever had an awkward conversation I’ll be thinking about it every day for the next 75 years

— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) April 27, 2025

why would this car behind me just honk at me cause i hit a curb like what does that have to do with you

— symone (@symoneeed) May 1, 2025

I’m pretty laid back as long as plans don’t change and I don’t suffer any mild inconvenience.

— Mommy Needs a Life (@momneedsalife3) April 29, 2025

there should be a separate TSA line for people who are apparently experiencing their first day on earth

— alli (@sonofalli) April 29, 2025

As an over 50 year old woman, every day I wake up, look in the mirror and say well that’s new.

— Mommy Needs a Life (@momneedsalife3) April 30, 2025

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

— Kristen (@Kica333) April 29, 2025

“your receipt from apple” ok sure. whatever. i don’t even know what you’re charging me for anymore but whatever. sure.

— Naz (@nazzobetweeting) April 28, 2025