20 Funny and Relatable Posts From Women

The human mind is incredible….I logically know that I always feel better after working out, I never regret doing it & always regret skipping it, & yet I spend the half hour before the workout acting like I am preparing to be publicly executed.

— Meg (@megannn_lynne) May 21, 2025

I don’t care if i’m not old enough. I’m ready to retire now and spend my days putting together puzzles.

— Kristen (@Kica333) May 21, 2025

My neighbor just stopped by unannounced. Of course the house is a mess. So thinking quickly I grabbed my steam mop and opened the door and explained I was just in the middle of cleaning. She left and I went back to watching my murder mystery. Follow me for more cleaning tips.

— Misty D Sunshine 🌻🐝🥥🌴☀️😎🇺🇸♥️🐾 (@CocoChewy1) August 16, 2023

clothing websites need a model who’s super bloated from eating too much pasta the night before

— trash jones (@jzux) May 20, 2025

[buying wine]

Grocery store employee: What’s the occasion?

Me: Just took a bunch of middle schoolers on a field trip.

— your other mom (@difficultpatty) May 23, 2025

Someone said every woman's biggest fear is late marriage, but mine is using the bathroom at someone else's house and the toilet refusing to flush.

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) May 18, 2025

my dog is always trying to run away like… good luck on the road dude who's gonna fix your ear when it gets turned inside out

— tabitha arnold (@thetolerantweft) May 17, 2025