25 of the Funniest Posts From Women This Week

Come on child safety lid you know it's me

— Katie (@ALadyNamedKatie) April 16, 2026

i love hanging out with my cats 🙂 it’s like hanging with friends except they’re sitting on a high shelf in the corner of the room

— chase (@_chase_____) April 14, 2026

my friend asked what lipgloss I had on and it was the grease off a mcdonalds hash brown

— three steaks pam (@alexandrakuri) April 16, 2026

kids are so funny. i told the little girl who lives in my building that i liked her princess costume & her sister immediately goes “i’m eating an apple” and i just had to be like “omg yum!”

— chase (@_chase_____) April 15, 2026

i’m actually very chill once everything goes exactly how i planned

— sgb (@sadgirlyboss) April 15, 2026

I woke up this morning and looked outside and saw a squirrel sitting next to our pool eating half a sandwich and now I’m sitting here at my desk thinking about a squirrel that’s having a better day than I am.

— Dinah (@dinahaddie) April 13, 2026

“your subscription payment failed” okay well I didn’t know I was giving you $10 a month so let’s keep it that way

— little special™ (@dollbunyan) April 15, 2026

i could look up the word “the” using gmail’s search function and it would gleefully tell me i have never sent or received an email containing that word in my entire life

— emma (@do_not_test_me) April 14, 2026

got in my car and i had no sound through my speakers and then I hit a bump and it’s fixed
we’re so back

— Hannah (@Hannughh) April 12, 2026

Flour comes from a plant, sugar comes from a plant, and chocolate comes from a plant.

So, basically a chocolate chip cookie is a salad.

Thank you for coming to my
Ted talk

— mariana Z (@mariana057) April 15, 2026

sorry to the person who was aggressively bidding against me for this vintage vanity stool but i won and i am going to sew a little velvet cushion to put on top where the royal baby can sit in the sun and look out the window pic.twitter.com/Ltf0h9c9Yw

— jude (@judecomputer) April 17, 2026