25 of the Funniest Posts From Women This Week

My seat mate on my flight is a 6 year old little girl who started our trip with “I'm going to talk to you randomly so you need to be prepared, okay?”.

— Eva. (@Bunny_ngl) March 27, 2026

Dear autocorrect, I have never and will never mean to type “please see precious email”

— redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 (@RYGdance) March 26, 2026

I don’t think pregnant women should have to do anything, actually. Like you are making eyeballs in your body. You got enough going on.

— No filter Skin (@NoFilterSkin) March 26, 2026

Just got scared by something I saw out of the corner of my eye which turned out to be my bangs

— tara (@proletarat) March 26, 2026

Made a lot of mistakes in my life but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for has never been one of them.

— Shannon (@gardengirl125) March 24, 2026

new york has the best museums!! for example right now i’m at The Duane Reade looking at a beautiful deodorant through the glass

— limp brittzkit (@Brittymigs) March 21, 2026

There’s like maybe a maximum of 8 jobs where I understand what the job is. Shopkeeper. Farmer. Teacher of some kind. Priest. Novelist. Journalist. Private detective. Chef. That’s it. What is a data engineer. I don’t know.

— Susannah Black Roberts (@suzania) March 22, 2026

No one warned me that once I got older, the weather app would be a crucial part of my daily routine.

— єℓαιηє (@elainesim28) March 26, 2026

my tsa line friend made a new line friend and i’m devastated. we’ve been here for 72 mins and i’m already forgotten. society is BREAKING DOWN at laguardia

— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) March 25, 2026

“I AM DIVINE ENERGY AND VITALITY” ok but are you machine washable or dry clean only? pic.twitter.com/Bn0zROQatx

— Abigail (@AbigailAnneCath) March 26, 2026