25 of the Funniest Posts From Women This Week

boyfriend is back in his small hometown for the holidays. called to say his dad is going to the ER, but it’s okay because my boyfriend knows the attending—in high school, he had a crush on the doctor’s daughter. I’ve seen enough Hallmark movies. I’m getting on a plane.

— Sara Schonfeld (@SaraSchon) December 23, 2025

I’m in the airport and I’ve been eavesdropping on a dramatic call and the lady who is on the phone could see that I was reacting to their conversation and she’s put the call on speaker and included me in gossip lmao????

— Maxine (@maxinethepoet) December 23, 2025

I told a student I got coal once for Christmas and he said “that was probably a useful gift in the time you grew up”

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) December 22, 2025

I’m cooking and my husband is removing thyme leaves for me, my FIL asked him to do something and I can’t even describe the desperate ferocity with which I screamed from the kitchen “he can’t, he’s got too much thyme on his hands”

— katie (@katefeetie) December 26, 2025

I am so tired of logging into things. please stop making me log into things. I don’t want to make an account!!! stop texting me codes!!!!!!!

— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) December 22, 2025

My auntie finally about to let my cousin (her son) help her cook Christmas dinner. Now mind yall he’s a trained chef with a culinary degree and over 20 years of experience. But his mama just decided he’s worthy of this honor at almost 50 years old 😭

— The Neighborhood Publicist (@nhoodpublicist) December 24, 2025

Friend’s holiday card: Jon got a promotion! I ran a marathon! Kids are on the honor roll!

Me: I finished a bottle of shampoo and conditioner at the same time, so it was a pretty big year over here for me as well.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) December 21, 2025

Oh Amazon no, please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year, that is none of my business

— meghan (@deloisivete) December 20, 2025