25 of the Funniest Posts From Women This Week

A 3 PM appointment doesn't mean I am busy at 3 PM.

It means I am busy from 8 AM until 3 PM doing absolutely nothing but "Waiting for 3 PM."

I cannot start a task. I cannot relax. I am simply buffering in the lobby of my own life for 7 hours.

— DeeDee – ADHD Helper (@DopaminePlsMe) January 1, 2026

6yo niece: open my letter only when you're on the plane

the letter: "poop"

— Hadas Weiss (@weiss_hadas) January 1, 2026

it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that in “new york, new york” frank sinatra is referring to the city and state respectively and not just repeating himself for emphasis

— eleanor (@dimestorepaglia) January 1, 2026

i’m no longer interested in the grand scheme of things. i’m all about little schemes now

— trash jones (@jzux) December 31, 2025

It’s not fair that we have to clean the shower, like you go in there and shower with soap so why is it so dirty.

— krista (@kristabellerina) December 29, 2025

Can we all just agree that the healthy eating starts next Monday because no way am I starting my diet on a Thursday

— Becca (@xbeccah) January 1, 2026

Can’t even tell which one is gluten free 🙂 pic.twitter.com/0X8ZldFlOP

— al (@fxingalx) January 1, 2026