25 of the Funniest Posts From Women This Week

We're so close to "let's circle back next year" season I can taste it.

— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) October 17, 2025

I’m not even joking someone brought a harmonica on the plane for their child as a toy

— mayo (@mayohiga1) October 15, 2025

My favorite childhood memory is not ever having to think about protein.

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) October 17, 2025

I did realize about halfway through rubbing in my new salt scrub into my freshly shaved legs that I was, in fact, rubbing salt into my freshly shaved legs

— Autumn 🍂 (@4utumnHarvest) October 14, 2025

i set my alarms extra early to make sure i have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

— 𓆝 (@materealgowrl) October 14, 2025

Hate it when I flip my pillow over to the cool side and accidentally knock over my nightstand spaghetti and meatballs

— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) October 12, 2025

She believed she could.

But it started after 8 p.m.

So she didn't.

— Hollie Harris (@allholls) October 10, 2025

Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face.

My parents are the worst…

— mariana Z (@mariana057) October 16, 2025

I’m actually really fun and outgoing when I’ve had nine hours of sleep, three meals, two snacks, tea, and am not required to leave the house, wear real pants, or talk to anyone for more than 10 minutes.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) October 13, 2025

Waved to the neighbor’s porch skeletons, so guess I will be scheduling that eye exam

— meghan (@deloisivete) October 16, 2025