21 Funny Posts to Start Your Week Off With Some Laughs

Nothing is crazier than when a bird gets into the house. Your whole life instantly reorients around a bird being in your house

— keysmashbandit (@keysmashbandit) April 20, 2025

[inventing tupperware]

make it with a material that never lets them forget that one time they made spaghetti

— schmox (@IvoryGazelle) July 25, 2017

I’ve made really good friends with a woman who works near me. We stop and chat most days, she’s popped in for coffee and vice verse, she helped fix my printer when it was broken, we’ve planned to go to a food festival next week together, and I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HER NAME IS.

— 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶 (@perrigame) October 4, 2024

for an establishment named trader joe’s they were quite unreceptive to my bartering and haggling. maybe just call it joes then

— cav empty (@cavempty_) March 30, 2026

The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) January 20, 2022

me: ok im for real going to go to bed early tonight

my brain: hey so unfortunately you gotta research what kind of whale is the biggest whale

— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) September 23, 2024

Every day when I get home, the first thing I like to do is change into something that makes me look like I never plan on leaving my house again

— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) March 2, 2025

I have a “dry clean only” sweater that is about to learn some harsh truths about living with me

— jordan (@jordan_stratton) March 27, 2019

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down to check your phone for a minute.😭

— 𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ (@muheediva01) March 29, 2026

i met a boy at a bar and he filled out the WHOLE contact form in my phone. i have his birthday, his address, his mothers full name

— vic (@friccvicc) September 24, 2024

I just want to take a moment to recognize the people who go to the airport with a full sized pillow from the house. Your dedication to getting good sleep on a cross country flight is to be respected.

— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) March 27, 2024

Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before

— jordan (@jordan_stratton) April 15, 2021

being a latchkey kid was sad but kids who had a parent home to greet them never got to live in that lawless two hours where you could eat something weird and you and your brother could hit each other

— roxy demento (@falseroxy) September 24, 2024

Sir Isaac Newton gets all the recognition, but his brother Fig discovered something pretty amazing too.

— Drew (some assembly required) (@dmc1138) March 27, 2024

BEING INVITED TO NOTHING: I'm ever so lonely and nobody cares about me at all

BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people

— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) January 6, 2025

Yesterday one of my students told me that if he ever he runs into a teacher out in public he will never say hello because it would “Damage his street cred” so I reminded him that he has no street cred cause his mom still makes his lunch

— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) October 2, 2024

My 4-year-old came to give me a hug and a kiss before bed and tell me she loves me and point to the space between my eyebrows and say "it's ok that you have hair there"

— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) September 23, 2024

Nothing is louder than this thing at night pic.twitter.com/lR9g2756CV

— Ramin Nasibov (@RaminNasibov) March 28, 2026

We all know somebody in the family with this exact pan pic.twitter.com/093l3vNDHt

— Gavin Thomas (@gavinthomas2015) March 28, 2024

I hate hotel bath towels.
So thick and fluffy I can’t even close my suitcase!!

— єℓαιηє (@elainesim28) October 4, 2024

“you’re going to become a cat lady living all alone in a book-filled apartment” is such a weird insult, like when a witch tries to curse you and accidentally gives you the life of your dreams. oh nooo not the cats and the books, how will I ever manage

— Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) February 16, 2023