Just a little round-up of some funny and relatable posts from women.
Hope these bring you some laughs today!
Janene
#1
I am woman, watch me fit 94 bottles of shampoo and 15 different body washes on my shower ledge
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) January 4, 2024
#2
I have to frame a large poster but I'm hesitant to bankrupt my family for generations.
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) January 12, 2024
#3
I was annoyed at my husband for misplacing his sunglasses again. After retracing our steps, I realized I was actually sitting on them in the car. So, I threw them under his seat and became the hero when I found them.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) January 9, 2024
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#4
What no one tells you about teaching is that you will have an arch nemesis and it will be a 9 year old
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 12, 2024
#5
me: hey how do I move this bullet point over
— meghan (@deloisivete) January 10, 2024
internet: here's a video about how to do it
me: can you just tell me in like 2 sentences
internet: WATCH A VIDEO
#6
Reading a description of a murder mystery movie and it describes uncovering dark secrets that go ‘deep into the past.’ 1996. They’re talking about 1996.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) January 11, 2024
#7
The most middle aged mom thing I do is appreciate a good fast food napkin. I love a boost to my car napkin collection.
— name cannot be blank (@toomanycommas3) December 6, 2023
#8
i love airplanes because every few years they introduce a new, worse ticket option. like why am i booking Loser Economy where you board 5 minutes after the plane leaves and your seat is the floor
— trash jones (@jzux) January 7, 2024
#9
Its very funny that I bought a secondhand coat and the listing mentioned that the pockets were fake when in fact, the person just didn’t know you were supposed to clip the thread and open them yourself 😅
— Hanging by a Thread 🧵🪡 (@mistresstailor) January 11, 2024
#10
At least the first 6 months of January is almost over.
— WhatserName (@IamEveryDayPpl) January 17, 2024
#11
I got IDd last night, but as I was rummaging around in my purse for my ID, the dude saw my checkbook and said "nevermind" ðŸ˜ðŸ˜’🤣 FIRST OF ALL
— Khadijah A. Robinson (@dijadontneedya) April 12, 2024
#12
i love when a restaurant’s bathroom is in the basement. it’s like ok brb i’m gonna go explore the catacombs
— chase (@_chase_____) January 7, 2024
#13
MyChart App: You have a new message in MyChart
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) January 10, 2024
Email: You have a new message in MyChart
Text message: You have a new message in MyChart
Skywriter: You have a new message in MyChart
The Rosetta Stone: You have a new message in MyChart
#14
sorry for freaking out i didn't get my 12 hours of alone time today
— perfect angel (@girl__virus) January 13, 2024
#15
The longest drum solo in history was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on Delta flight 683 from LA to Tokyo.
— Daisy the Awkward Badass (@Chicago_Daisy) January 12, 2024
#16
Bajillion dollar idea: a place where I can get my nails done while my car is getting an oil change.
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) January 8, 2024
#17
It's amazing how much I accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over
— Helleanor Rigby (@Mom_Overboard) January 18, 2024
#18
it would be so cool to look hot with a middle part instead of looking like a young colonial man running late for his blacksmith apprenticeship
— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) January 14, 2024
#19
Trying to find nicer ways to tell people I think they’re overthinking something pic.twitter.com/rZqnKX084Z
— maddie, hot dog enthusiast (@damnitmadeline) January 10, 2024
#20
I (very passively) commented on how I liked the spoons at Benihanas to my mom and later she sends me this pic.twitter.com/w8gpMzhDug
— erin ♡ (@erinmhk) January 19, 2024
