25 Funny Posts For Some Laughs Today

I had an MRI last year and I fell asleep a few minutes into the scan.
After, the technician asked me if I had kids and I was like yeah, how’d you know?
He said all the mothers fall asleep if you put them in a dark room alone for 20 minutes lmao

— neature vs norture (@chionogirl) September 19, 2025

My specialty is overthinking a text for 18 minutes before sending back, “lol yeah.”

— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) September 17, 2025

According to the BMI chart, I am too short.

🤣

— Bren (@Bren__xoxo) September 15, 2025

to me “old money” is just having some money leftover from your previous paycheck when you get your next one. oh this? just a little thing i like to call generational wealth

— chase (@_chase_____) September 16, 2025

I really love those 3.72 minutes the house stays clean after you’ve spent 17 hours scrubbing

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) September 15, 2025