20 of the Best Tweets About Dogs and Cats in August 2024

nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping

— Adam (@adamgreattweet) August 27, 2024

I was trying to get a picture of all three of my pets together and then realized I could just go to the bathroom and they’d all be at the door.

— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) August 16, 2024

“You let your pets sleep with you?”

Sir, I would let my animals represent me in a court of law.

— Beth Booker (@itsbethbooker) August 13, 2024

Walking into the shelter to volunteer and play with animals, I told my son in absolutely no way, shape, or form would we get an animal.

Anyway, we have a cat now.

— MommyingHard (@MommyingHard) August 20, 2024

making my dog listen to call of the wild on audiobook so he knows what a soft life he has

— andie 2, revenge of the andie (@the_worst_vibes) August 5, 2024

Overheard downstairs from my husband:
“Alexa, can dogs have cinnamon rolls?”

😭😭😭

— Jordynne Grace (@JordynneGrace) August 27, 2024

Sorry I’m late my dog put his paw on me.

— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) August 20, 2024

told my sister “had to postpone my cat’s third birthday party because I forgot I told my rock climbing gym id cohost game night that same day” and she just replied “I think you might be the most boyfriendless person in all of history”

— abby govindan (@abbygov) August 25, 2024

i’ve only had this cat for a week but i’m like what if i took him on little hikes w me what if i got him a tiny bucket hat

— regular meghan 나영지 🫧 (@ruemcclammyhand) August 4, 2024

Neighbor: [meticulously landscaping her front yard]

My dog: This seems like a great spot to have diarrhea.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) August 13, 2024

(2 seconds after scolding my dog for valid reasons) perhaps i was too harsh on the boy

— frewad (@Fredward3948576) August 9, 2024

I don't use headphones when I'm walking my dog because it feels rude. what if he wants to chat

— hannah louise (@hannahlouisef) August 22, 2024

I won't admit to being a worst case scenario person but when my dog is a little extra affectionate I get scared I have a fatal illness she can smell on me

— nice things I say to myself (@meantomyself) August 7, 2024

We have a friend over and my husband just started talking to our dogs in the way we do when no one else can hear us and he stopped mid sentence and said "I'm so sorry. I forgot where I was. I understand if you can't unsee that."

— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) August 27, 2024

Me: We are underbudget this month!

Dog: *eats kid's retainers*

— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) August 1, 2024

This is Julie. She’s the only thing keeping the tower from falling. Not sure why it’s her responsibility, but she doesn’t mind. 14/10 what a hero pic.twitter.com/kssuIiVWIl

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) August 8, 2024

"This is how my neighbor's dog gets attention" 😅 pic.twitter.com/0LLiszpyDJ

— The Dalbo Dog (@Dalbodog) August 4, 2024

I have to show my hands like a blackjack dealer to prove to my dogs that I don’t have any food

— Midge (@mxmclain) August 12, 2024