Another week and and another round of funny and relatable tweets from parents!
Here are some of my favorite quips from this week.
Wishing you all a great weekend!
Janene
#1
My two-year olds barely napped today and I spent the afternoon worried they were going to be miserable as the evening went along but they made it to bedtime perfectly fine and honestly it’s like they didn’t even need the sleep that they missed and…oh no.
— Aaron Hoyland (@aaronhoyland) September 15, 2024
OH NO.
#2
my 4yo waved at a man with a face and neck full of tattoos
— Dr. Caitlin Baird (@bairdlet) September 15, 2024
he waved back
4yo [yelling]: MOM THAT MAN IS SO *FANCY* HI FANCY MAN YOU’RE FANCY
#3
Helping my daughter clean her room and not only are we finding cash stashed in random places but she apparently also has a storage box full of unboxed gifts she’s received that she goes to when she “needs a little treat”
— House of M💜 (@TanaIsBananas) September 15, 2024
#4
My 3yo said scales measure how fast we are. So anyway, I stepped on our scale and I’m a lot faster than I thought I was.
— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) September 15, 2024
#5
My daughter just told me I’m like Elsa, and at first I was flattered until she told me it’s because I don’t like people and would probably love living alone on a mountain
— Lottie-pop 🍭 (@Lottie_Poppie) September 16, 2024
#6
My kid invented a game but told me it was too complicated and I wouldn't understand. Reader, he is throwing a stuffed animal repeatedly in the air and catching it
— meghan (@deloisivete) September 19, 2024
#7
The fact that my kids think having cereal for dinner is a treat, is my greatest parenting win
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) September 16, 2024
#8
Got in the car and my 6yo greeted me with “well, well, well, look who’s here.”
— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) September 14, 2024
This is the only greeting I’ll be accepting from now on.
#9
me to Lydia: you are so smart!
— Taylor Schumann (@taylorsschumann) September 14, 2024
lydia: and cute!
she is 21 months old 😂😂😂
#10
I thought my attitude was so cute until I procreated a tiny replica of myself.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) September 18, 2024
#11
Kids will give you the biggest hug right before absolutely destroying your self-esteem in a drawing
— meghan (@deloisivete) September 16, 2024
#12
7yo: Want to know how I got so good at math?
— MommyingHard (@MommyingHard) September 14, 2024
Me: Yes.
7yo: I found out there was a calculator on my watch, and I pretend to read the time in class now.
#13
Me: How was schoo—
— Courtney Ellis 🎈 (@courtneyellis) September 16, 2024
5yo: LUNCH WAS CHEESE PIZZA AS BIG AS MY FACE. THEY HAVE IT EVERY DAY THIS WEEK.
Me: So it was—
5yo: I LOVE IT HERE. FIVE STARS
#14
The best thing about my kids' school is that anytime anyone has ever called me in the middle of the school day, as soon as I answer they say "HiMrsMulrooneyeverythingsfine" and save me two and a half seconds of Mom Panic.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) September 18, 2024
#15
First rule of kids sleep is You Do Not Brag About How Well Your Kids Sleep or the Sleep Fairy will come and take the sleep away
— sarah (@sarahradz_) September 17, 2024
#16
5yo just asked "does stuff just mean what its supposed to mean" and i feel like i need several years and a grant to even begin to answer her
— once and future wife geist (@wife_geist) September 13, 2024
#17
me: when I was a kid, we had to get up off the couch to change the channel.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) September 18, 2024
my 9yo: you can still do that if you want to.
#18
Our youngest is making herself a smoothie so long story short does anyone know how to clean blueberries off the ceiling?
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) September 16, 2024
#19
*visibly frustrated 2yo, makes a throwing motion towards me with her arm*
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) September 17, 2024
Me: uh what was that?
2: I throw tantrum!
#20
My son: “Dad let’s go to the park!”
— Adam Lane Smith | The Attachment Specialist (@AdamLaneSmith) September 15, 2024
Me: “I can take you tomorrow.”
My son looming over me at 5am the next morning: pic.twitter.com/wP0OENAmDQ
And this video, which was too cute!
@katkolodziejak199 Lmfao my jaw dropped😂😭‼️this video is licensed by Wooglobe for any enquiries please contact LicensingWooGlobe.com ‼️#foryou#foryoupage #fyp
♬ original sound – katkolodziejak1998