20 Funny and Relatable Posts From Parents

one time I tried to show my toddler Shrek and months later he still prefaces every TV request with "I don't like the green guy"

— lia (@tallsnail) November 4, 2025

Having kids changes your marriage because you start asking each other questions like, “do you mind if I take a shower?” and “what did the poop look like?”

— 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 (@homemakinghunny) November 1, 2025

What I used to say to my mom at 15: YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING! ALL MY FRIENDS STAY OUT AT CLUBS TILL 3AM IN THE CITY ON A WEDNESDAY AND NO ONE ELSE HAS A CURFEW!!!
What my 15yo says to me: I think I want to become an overnight oats person.

— Karol Markowicz (@karol) March 21, 2025

earlier one of my boys ran up to me and told me another one of my boys said the f-word so i sigh and call the other boy over to me and say “okay, you have *one* chance to tell me the truth and say what you said” and with tears streaming down his face he whispers “fart” 😭

— zoë rose bryant (@zoerosebryant) November 7, 2025