22 Posts From Parents That Had Everyone Laughing

My son wants a lawnmower so he can start a side hustle. I told him I would buy the lawnmower, but he has to pay me back through his revenue. We went back and forth and finally settled on a 75-year payment plan instead.

— Chef Andrew Gruel (@ChefGruel) November 10, 2025

My daughter has my car so I had to take my stepdaughter's little VW Beetle for an errand, but I felt totally safe because if I crashed I'd be cushioned by 36 stuffed animals, 8 sweatshirts and 287 empty water bottles.

— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) November 13, 2025

*2 year old is screaming on the porch for no reason*

4 year old opens the slider and says, nicely, “do you want to play on the slide?”

*two year old continues screaming*

4 year old closes the slider and says to himself quietly, “I’m not dealing with that”

— wanye (@xwanyex) November 12, 2025

My daughter has a boy coming over tomorrow that she likes.

She has spent the past few hours cleaning her room and the house.

I may have to invite this boy over more often 😂

— Jen (ESC) 🇨🇦❤️🦋 (@Smil3yAngel) November 14, 2025

i do wish my baby were a little more mission-aligned with the quest to keep him alive

— Romy (@Romy_Holland) November 9, 2025

My favorite thing that ever happened https://t.co/wAfVbTBO7a

— anise (@AniseNot) November 8, 2025