Top 20 Funny and Wholesome Tweets About Pets This Month

my husband, who did not grow up with dogs, just came to me very worried because the dog is not eating her food, but is begging for his, so "something must be wrong with her food, she's clearly hungry but only wants mine"

— madeline odent (@oldenoughtosay) May 16, 2023

I brought my dog in a bag on the subway today. Sat next to an older Chinese couple. The man starts giving him pats and scritches, delighted. Then he takes out his phone, types into his translator app, and flashes me the screen. It read: EVERYWHERE I GO DOGS LOVE ME THE MOST
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— Boba Cyclist 정 (@BobaCyclist) May 24, 2023

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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) May 29, 2023

there was a sandwich. on the edge of the counter. and now there isn’t. those are all the details. we can confirm so far. the piece of lettuce on my nose. is purely circumstantial

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 10, 2023

Saw a Tik tok where a dog trainer was like “a lot of people who think they want a dog actually want a cat, they’ve just never had a cat so they dont know it” and yes

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) May 16, 2023

My daughter is writing a poem about our dog and she’s trying to find a word that rhymes with his name. Our dog’s name is Tucker. This will not end well.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 9, 2023

ohhhhh my GOD I just told the dog “hey we’ll go for a walk once the baby’s awake, okay?”

and she looked at me, ran upstairs, stuck her head in the nursery, and HOWLED

— madeline odent (@oldenoughtosay) May 28, 2023

My husband went from “It’s just a dog” to “This Brita water is for the dog.”

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 5, 2023

72% of dog ownership is asking “what’s in your mouth” and expecting a response

— Adam (@adamgreattweet) April 12, 2023

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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) May 13, 2023

This is Gemini. She's at the vet because she keeps flying away. Luckily it's just a harmless case of airplane ears. 12/10 pic.twitter.com/aX7hfjdhzi

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) May 17, 2023

my friend lives above a restaurant that has a cat for mice-killing purposes, & he let the cat into his apartment enough that now it basically lives there & he lets it out at night to “go to work.” landlord finally called him & was like “do you just want him? we’ll get another”

— trash jones (@jzux) May 13, 2023

My friend’s cat had one kitten. Just one little perfect kitten. This is so cute. pic.twitter.com/5cor0eiO8q

— dawn 🌞 (@missmyjeans1) May 19, 2023

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— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) May 20, 2023

me: in or out

dog: yep

me: which one

dog: you bet

— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) May 6, 2023

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— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) May 25, 2023

This is Bowie. He overheard you talking about his rubber ducky jacket. Jealousy is a disease. Hopes you get well soon. 12/10 pic.twitter.com/tqBbAWB3pa

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) May 15, 2023

Me: “Girls! Get in here! I have huge news!!”

4-YO: “Are you having a baby?!?!?”

Me: “What? No. Daddy’s book made The NY Times Bestseller List!”

[blank stares]

Me: “It’s a big deal!”

[more blank stares]

7-YO: “Ok. So now can we get a cat?!”

— KSV Eras Era (@KSVesq) May 24, 2023

we went to a new park today. and right at the entrance. was a big bucket of tennis balls with a little sign. that the human said was there in memory of a very good dog. who really liked tennis balls. and that i could play with one. to help that very good dog be remembered

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 30, 2023

Guess which dog has never seen the ocean pic.twitter.com/7rPejarJV9

— Puppies 🐶 (@PuppiesIover) May 25, 2023