20 Funny and Relatable Tweets from the Hilarious Dan Regan

So the other day I went to share a funny tweet by comedian Dan Regan. In scrolling through his account, I found one relatable quip after another so I decided he needed his very own post!

I’ve rounded up 20 of his funniest tweets about marriage, getting older, and life in general.

Enjoy!

Janene

#1 My husband would tell you I have this uncanny ability as well…
#2 Exactly…just had to be back before the streetlights came on!
#3 LOL…same!
#4 Yup…
#5 Right?? We just pick up our phones and instantly have the answer at our fingertips. I can’t believe when we used to watch TV in the 80’s and couldn’t figure out where an actor was from we just had to live the rest of our lives NEVER KNOWING…
#6 If you’re over 50, you’ll relate…
#7 Sorry, but nobody is happier to see you than your dog…it’s one of the very best things about them!
#8 Same! Every Christmas I just put a new tag on top of the old tag LOL…
#9 LOL…
#10 Accurate!
#11 Smart man…
#12 Uh-oh, he broke the marital TV rules…
#13 Why do men sneeze so LOUD??
#14 Sounds about right!
#15 Seriously…
#16 Candles and blankets…two things women can never have enough of!
#17 Seriously!
#18 Hahaha truth!
#19 Yup…
#20 Oh, I totally remember that line-up: Happy Days, Joanie Loves Chachi and then it was either The Love Boat or Fantasy Island, which I would have to sneak because those were on at 10:00pm after my bedtime…
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