Today I’m sharing tweets from KJ, the funny mom behind the Twitter account “I Don’t Speak Whine”. KJ’s quips on marriage and parenting are both hilarious and spot-on.
As her Twitter bio states she’s “Just a mom trying to stay sane one day at a time with 2 teens and a silly dog!”
Sounds a lot like my life…except add one more kid and a cat to the mix!
I’ve rounded up 20 of her best tweets for you…enjoy! Janene
#1 Oh, I can so relate to this one…
#2 LOL…I told you she was funny!
#3 Probably more times than you really want to know…
#4 Ain’t that the truth! I don’t run the dishwasher without doing a sweep of my kids’ rooms first…
#5 Oh boy…
#6 I feel like college kids can survive on pretty much anything…
#7 That kid is going to make a really good husband some day!
#8 LOL…
#9 That kid is about to learn a hard life lesson!
#10 Hahahaha…
#11 Smart kid…
#12 Truth…
#13 So somewhere between the ages of 12-23??
#14 I would be sending him right back to that store!
#15 What IS it with kids and open boxes??
#16
#17 It’s gonna be a looong day…
#18 The judge will side with her…
#19 I’m thinking they owe her a leash…