20 of the Funniest Tweets From “I Don’t Speak Whine”

Today I’m sharing tweets from KJ, the funny mom behind the Twitter account “I Don’t Speak Whine”. KJ’s quips on marriage and parenting are both hilarious and spot-on.

As her Twitter bio states she’s “Just a mom trying to stay sane one day at a time with 2 teens and a silly dog!”

Sounds a lot like my life…except add one more kid and a cat to the mix.

I’ve rounded up 20 of her best tweets for you…enjoy! Janene

#1 Oh, I can so relate to this one…
#2 LOL…I told you she was funny!
#3 Probably more times than you really want to know…
#4 Ain’t that the truth! I don’t run the dishwasher without doing a sweep of my kids’ rooms first…
#5 Oh boy…
#6 I feel like college kids can survive on pretty much anything…
#7 That kid is going to make a really good husband some day!
#8 LOL…
#9 That kid is about to learn a hard life lesson!
#10 Hahahaha…
#11 Smart kid…
#12 Truth…
#13 So somewhere between the ages of 12-23??
#14 Oh boy…
#15 What IS it with kids and open boxes??
#16 Impressive…
#17 It’s gonna be a looong day…
#18 The judge will side with her…
#19 I’m thinking they owe her a leash…
#20 I literally wrote a post on the crazy questions my kids have asked! Check it out here: “What I Realized After My Kids Said “Mom” 159 Times in 6 Hours”
For more laughs, check out one of my most popular humor posts: “Out of the Mouths of Babes: 25 Funny Quips From Kids”

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