Today I’m sharing tweets from KJ, the funny mom behind the Twitter account “I Don’t Speak Whine”. KJ’s quips on marriage and parenting are both hilarious and spot-on.
As her Twitter bio states she’s “Just a mom trying to stay sane one day at a time with 2 teens and a silly dog!”
Sounds a lot like my life…except add one more kid and a cat to the mix.
I’ve rounded up 20 of her best tweets for you…enjoy! Janene
#1 Oh, I can so relate to this one…
#2 LOL…I told you she was funny!
#3 Probably more times than you really want to know…
#4 Ain’t that the truth! I don’t run the dishwasher without doing a sweep of my kids’ rooms first…
#5 Oh boy…
#6 I feel like college kids can survive on pretty much anything…
#7 Oh boy…
#8 LOL…
#9 That kid is about to learn a hard life lesson!
#10 Hahahaha…
#11 Smart kid…
#12 Truth…
#13 Yup!
#14 Oh boy…
#15 What IS it with kids and open boxes??
#16 Impressive…
#17
#18 Sounds about right!
#19 I’m thinking they owe her a leash…
#20 I literally wrote a post on the crazy questions my kids have asked! Check it out here: “What I Realized After My Kids Said “Mom” 159 Times in 6 Hours”
You can follow KJ on Twitter for more!
