Top 25 Funniest Tweets About Married Life in 2022

Every month I peruse the internet for the funniest, most relatable tweets about marriage and the folks of Twitter did not disappoint this year.

Here the most viral and relatable tweets about married life…all in one handy list!

Hope these bring you some laughs!

Janene

#1 LOL…
#2 Best of luck with that!
#3 Exactly!!
#4 Sounds about right…
#4 So many questions…
#5 Pretty much…
#6 Rookie mistake, buddy…
#7 To be honest, I’d be watching too!
#8 The nerve…
#9 My husband is the one already asleep…
#10 This literally happened in my house like 2 hours ago LOL…
#11 If I had a nickel for every time I heard “You never told me”
#12 Every introvert can relate…
#13 Hang on, lemme go get a medal…
#14 So true! I always thought it was normal to eat ice cream out of a small Dixie cup. Then my husband comes to my parents house and he’s like, “Don’t you people have bowls”?
#15 It was me. No argument necessary.
#16 As the mother of a piano player and composer, I get it. It’s beautiful but OMG I need it to be quiet for 5 minutes please.
#17 Right? You can’t read my mind by now??
#18 Noooooo…
#19 Yup…
#20 I am far more guilty of this than my husband…
#21 LOL…
#22 I get this. I cooked homemade food for my dog the other night but told my family to fend for themselves. In my defense, my dog is almost twelve and blind and his tummy was upset…poor sweet boy.
#23 My husband had a mustache and beard for many years and one day he shaved it off without telling me. He came home from work and I was like, “Did you get a haircut?”
#24 Pretty loud. Trust me.
#25 A keen observer that guy…
#26 Nobody loves the UPS driver more than my dog, who gets a treat on top of each package!
#27 LOL…
For my picks on the top parenting tweets of the year, check out “The Top 25 Funniest Tweets From Parents in 2022”