“Dear Santa” – 15 Hilarious and Heartwarming Letters From Kids

There are few things more pure in this world than a child’s heartfelt letter to Santa.

Some of these are sweet, some are funny, and some are downright savage.

But ALL are honest. And that’s what I love about kids – they definitely never beat around the bush when it comes to what they want!

Wishing you all a healthy and wonderful holiday season.

#1 This brave kid writes “Dear Santa, You better bring my pony this year. Or there WILL be consequences.” Umm…not sure if threatening Santa is your best move, kid!
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#2 I sure hope Santa has some seriously good typing skills…
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#3 Sweet little Bryce writes…“Can I not get presents from you. I just would like a gift card so homeless can get food. I really want gifts from you but this year I want not only me to smile I want someone else to smile.”
Gotta love a little kid with a big heart.
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#4 This kid wrote to Santa in FEBRUARY to give him PLENTY of time to turn her into a dragon LOL…“Dear Santa, I wanted to tell you I am fine. I don’t know if you can could you possibly make it so I can turn into a Dragon pleeeaaas!!! Or a pet Dragon either one will do thou i would like it if you can make me turn into a Dragon. P.S. Have a happy valitins day.”
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#5 To “Not So Real Santa” – something tells me the jig is up with this kid…
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#6 Evan writes, “Dear Santa, How are you and the reindeer doing? I am doing fine. I want a new football game and a football because my little brother always trys to steal mine he may look sweet but he is the devil. I also want a remote control truck. Love, Evan P.S. How do you get in to my house on Christmas?”
That kid is taking sibling rivalry to a whole new level!
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#7 And this story made the news when sweet Kaitlyn wrote, “Dear Santa, Some may not believe in you but I do. One thing I really want for Christmas is my big brother to get a kidney transplant. PLEASE.”
Oh, I sure hope she got her wish!
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#8 Sophie writes, “Dear Santa, Hi it’s Sophie if you know wear my black leggings are please write back and tell me”. I’ll tell you one thing Sophie, if Santa can’t find them, nobody can find them!
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#9 Sorry, no time for chit chat, Santa…
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#10 Chris writes, “Dear Santa Claws: I’m so sorry of what I did in the past. Thank you for the Christmas letter. I love it. But what I want for Christmas this year is 53 billion dollars. Please rite another letter this year. I love you.”
I think Chris is severely overestimating Santa’s budget!
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#11 A “chicken nugget” LOL…
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#12 This kid cracked me up with his random and very specific request for $29…
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#13 This child wants a cat so bad she wrote it in 16 languages!
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#14 “Peace for all the world and $25,000” coming right up!
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#15 Aww, I love her gratitude, and her signature The “New” Ava…
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For more holiday laughs, check out “20 Hilarious Christmas Tweets from Funny Dad Simon Holland”