20 of the Best Tweets from the Hilarious and Relatable “Momma Jessie”

Friends, meet Jessie, a.k.a. @mommajessiec, one of the funniest moms on Twitter.

Jessie keeps everyone laughing with a string of hilarious and relatable tweets on marriage, parenting, and life in general.

I’ve rounded up 20 of her best quips to share with you…hope they bring you some laughs!

Janene

#1 “As politely as I can” LOL…
#2 Yup! I gave birth to my whole IT team…
#3 Uh-oh…hungry + angry = HANGRY!
#4 That would be hilarious, I’m gonna do this…
#5 Sign me up…
#6 Why is this soooo true??
#7 Every. Single. Time.
#8 Sounds familiar…
#9 Pretty much…
#10 Good to know…
#11 This cracked me up…
#12 Pretty much sums it up…
#13 I haven’t done any of those things in 23 years LOL…
#14 He won’t be making that mistake again…
#15 Right?? Five minutes after we bought our first house my dad was like, “Here’s all your stuff from my garage” LOL…
#16 Love it…
#17 LOL…
#18 Exactly!!
#19 Right?? I think Lisa is shopping in 1970 LOL…
#20 Speaking of not picking things up, do you guys remember my sock experiment that went viral? If you didn’t catch it, check out what happened when I REFUSED to pick up a sock in our hallway in 2020: “Who Will Pick Up The Sock?” – A Family Experiment”

You can follow @mommajessiec on Twitter and Instagram for more laughs!

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