Top 20 Funniest Tweets on Marriage and Parenting From James Breakwell

James Breakwell has over 1 million followers on Twitter, and for good reason.

The father of four very funny daughters, James shares hilarious snippets of his daily life on his account @XplodingUnicorn.

I’ve put together a Top 20 list of my favorite quips of his…hope you enjoy them as much as I did!

#1 I’ll hire her!
#2 Out of the mouths of babes…
#3 That girl is going places (and quickly, apparently!)…
#4 LOL…
#5 I like her attitude…
#6 I feel like I could be friends with her…
#7 Yup…
#8 “Oooh!” “Ahhh!” and “Wow!” will all suffice…
#9 Very, very smart man…
#10 Ouch…
#11 Dad joke for the win…
#12 A pizza lover after my own heart…
#13 And this is exactly why glitter is banned in my house…
#14 Obviously, dad…
#15 A chocolate glazed whipped cream filled from Krispy Kreme for me please…
#16 So young, but so wise…
#17 LOL, three-year-olds are the best…
#18 She nailed it…
#19 Yes, they will…
#20 Truth!

You can follow James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram.

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