Top 20 Funniest Tweets on Marriage and Parenting from “Not the Nanny”

Friends, meet my friend Ana Balich, a.k.a. Not the Nanny. Ana is a mom of three kids and her posts on marriage and parenting are always funny and honest.

She’s one of my favorite accounts to follow and I’m betting you’ll like her as well.

I’ve rounded up 20 of my favorite tweets from her account…hope they bring you some laughs!

Janene

#1 “Mortal Enemy” LOL – 8 year olds are hilarious…
#2 Sounds about right!
#3 LOL…
#4 Oh boy…
#5 Let the thermostat war begin…
#6 Aww LOL…
#7 Kids will always find a way to tattle…
#8 Apparently Not the Nanny and me are the same person…
#9 Something is definitely up…
#10 Right?? Or when I spend hours preparing a homemade dinner with all the fixings and my kids say nothing, but when I’m too tired to cook and I tell them we’re having pancakes for dinner, suddenly I’m a hero…
#11 Toddlers are the best…
#12 Seriously. If there are donuts, donuts must be consumed…
#13 Haha…love it! Cheese is definitely worth 100 points.
#14 That’s the kind of support we ALL need in our life! Also, I’m just impressed she was jogging.
#15 Kids do not forget ANYTHING…
#16 Wise, wise man…
#17 Exactly. The 7 year old knows what’s up…
#18 Gotta love siblings!
#19 Out of the mouths of babes…
#20 Nobody is better at roasting you than your own child…

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