15 of the Funniest Tweets About Marriage From Sarcastic Mommy

Today I’m sharing one of my very favorite accounts to follow on social media. Sarcastic Mommy is hands-down one of the funniest and most relatable moms on the internet. And considering she has over two million followers across her platforms, it seems a lot of people agree with me!

With spot-on quips about marriage, parenting, and life in general, I had a ton of great content to choose from.

I thought it would be fun to share her notes on married life, because they are all soooo relatable…enjoy!

#1 Right?? And it’d be a War & Peace size novel at that!!
#2 This one cracked me up because it literally happened in my house last week…
#3 I mean, Costco really isn’t a bad date when the free samples are in plentiful supply!
#4 Truth…
#5 LOL!
#6 Sounds like my kind of party…
#7 Right?? And all the hot water in the house to myself!
#8 Probably…
#9 I mean, lumber IS crazy expensive right now!
#10 Why is this so true? Even my SON can’t find anything…is it somehow genetic?
#11 To be fair, and I love my husband dearly, but I go straight to the dog too LOL!
#12 Prayers…
#13 Man, if I had a dollar for every time this happened…
#14 Smart man…
#15 LOL…

You can find Sarcastic Mommy on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram…I follow her on all three!

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