20 Hilarious Tweets About Shopping That Are Way Too Relatable

My 5-year-old, "how bout we go to Target. You get yourself a drink or whatever you want and buy me a toy." She knows how to work the system.

— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) June 9, 2022

shoutout to the grandma in this target at 9am walking a kid down the toy aisle and whispering “okay show me the thing you want that you’re not supposed to have”

— Kathryn VanArendonk (@kvanaren) June 28, 2022

Heard a woman in Target ask her kid ‘is that a smart choice to make with your money?’ and now I wish she would follow me around the store, too.

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) September 22, 2023

3 just informed the cashier at Target, that mommy has a tiny mustache in her underwear.

So the weekend is off to a great start.

— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) January 19, 2019

I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target today and, long story short, I'm covering for Debbie this weekend.

— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) October 14, 2016

I want to start living a decluttered, minimalist lifestyle so naturally I am at Target buying $300 worth of baskets and storage bins.

— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) November 5, 2021

Sometimes as a treat I will go to the bigger and farther away Target

— Natalie (@jbfan911) July 30, 2024

I saw a person leave Target without buying anything. We are all concerned.

— Mary (@AnniemuMary) October 23, 2018

Save money on a therapist and go to Target and read all the advice on the throw pillows.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 4, 2018

My husband asked me what I need at Target… Target will tell me what I need thanks

— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) September 28, 2021

Just saw a little girl prancing down a Target aisle with jazz hands, singing, “I need EVERYTHING I don’t have at HOOOME!”

Swear to God, I’m jazz-hands’ing right behind her.

— Julie Burton (@ksujulie) October 30, 2018

My wife hates snakes. But if they sold snakes at Target, we'd probably have a few snakes.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) July 28, 2017

The cart at Target roll so smooth you don't even realize it's full of stuff you don't need.

— MonsterKing (@CerromeRussell) November 13, 2020

I got a $25 gift card to Target, now I have to come up with $247 of my own money to complete my purchase

— Phillygirl (@24tog) December 30, 2021

Hey guys, if your wife says she's at home doing laundry, she's lying. She's at Target, they're all at Target, literally right this minute.

— BornHusky (@dlockw21) December 16, 2015

[Target]

Me: We're just picking up a few things, right?

Wife: *evil cackle*

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 10, 2017

Just showed up at Walmart in an outfit I bought at Target like some kind of movie star.

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) July 22, 2015

MY DOG WENT TO TARGET AND LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS pic.twitter.com/Cdt2s2aI3p

— j e s s e (@virgoprincxss) January 3, 2018

if i say i’m “running errands” it means i’m doing like one important thing and then i’m getting coffee and going to target

— maddy (@timesnewmaddy) August 1, 2018

Mirror: Lookin’ good today.

Grocery store window: You could probably use some sleep.

Target checkout camera: T’was winter when she contracted the cholera, quickly succumbed, and was buried in a shallow grave marked only with a rough-hewn tombstone and wisps of lemongrass.

— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) September 14, 2022