21 Funny Tweets That Are Just All Too Relatable

My closet is like 15 shirts I plan to fit into again and 1 shirt I wear every day.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) February 12, 2016

the number of turns i miss because my gps overestimates my ability to comprehend 600 ft

— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) April 20, 2022

I don’t know about y’all, but I don’t have any more passwords left in me.

— Doc McStuffins (@doctuh_p) September 14, 2021

Every recipe should start with “wash the dishes that are already in the sink cuz you’ll need some of those”

— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) June 2, 2022

We DO NOT throw away perfectly good food in this house.

We put the leftovers in Tupperware, put the Tupperware in the fridge, let it go bad, THEN throw it out.

— Austen Allred (@Austen) March 5, 2022

Hmmm, I found a strange piece of plastic on the floor that looks like it broke off of something, but I have no idea what. Better save it in the junk drawer until I die.

— SpacedMom (@copymama) December 4, 2019

Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you’re like woah I did not mean to make that face out loud

— Ann Mark (@annmarkk) October 29, 2018

One thing no one ever talks about being an adult is how much time you debate yourself on keeping a cardboard box because it's, like, a really good box.

— Madame Anthro ✨💀 (@madameanthro) January 10, 2020

The "It's only $5, why not buy it" mentality has probably cost me like $10,000 at this point in my life.

— Champagne PeePaw (@Maxamil89) July 4, 2018

Just overheard my 54 year old dad tell my 58 year old aunt “don’t tell mom”

So apparently that’s a lifelong thing.

— bekah (@bekah_owsley) August 9, 2018

The rage I feel when people are in the kitchen at the same time as me isn’t normal

— Livyyy (@livyglizzy) December 26, 2020

I refuse to bookmark a website. I will simply use the far more logical system of keeping 400 tabs open on 32 browser windows until my computer crashes and I can finally be free.

— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) March 8, 2022

Y’all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you fighting for your life

— sweet dee (@deelalz) April 3, 2019

A movie with subtitles, but instead of writing out the dialog, they tell me where I know every single actor from.

— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) November 2, 2022

Designer: How big should the gap between the car’s front seat and center console be?

Boss: Big enough for your phone to fall through.

Designer: And also big enough for your hand to retrieve it?

Boss: haha oh goodness no

— jordan (@jordan_stratton) December 12, 2019

I don’t know who needs to hear this but throw away that box your iPhone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

— Bisserat (@Bisserat) January 3, 2021

My walk of shame is going back for a shopping cart after realizing I can’t carry 23 items in my arms through the store

— Kristen (@Kica333) February 9, 2018

If you want to eat at my house it’s now BYOS (bring your own silverware). I don’t know if my kids are losing it, throwing it away, or selling it, but I refuse to buy anymore. So grab a fork and come on over.

— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) July 26, 2021

The dmv be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence

— sandra 🤠 (@sandra32gonza) April 14, 2022

I need more friends who understand that I still want to be invited but I'm not going

— Dumb Beezie (@dumbbeezie) June 20, 2017

A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get take out, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning. the. kitchen.

— tiffany hunter (@lifeattiffanys) June 28, 2020

Whenever people tailgate me when I’m going 40 in a 35 I always purposely slow down because it’s like I gave you an extra 5 and you didn’t appreciate it so now you get nothing

— Mon (@monschleichs) July 27, 2018