The Funniest, Most Accurate Tweets About Married Life

My husband and I recently celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary. We’ve been together since we were teenagers and though I genuinely love the guy more than anything, man, can he drive me crazy. And I’m betting he would say the same thing about me because, well, honestly, I can be pretty annoying. 😄

But if there’s one thing we do have, it’s a sense of humor, which I think is a pretty key element of any long-term relationship. And these tweets I’m sharing with you just prove that there’s a whole lot to laugh about when in comes to marriage. Enjoy!

#1 Oh boy…
#2 I concur with this statement…
#3 Honestly, I did not expect the sneezing to be so loud…
#4 LOL…
#5 Spot-on…
#6 LOL…
#7 Every. Single. Day.
#8 Because they have to fit in the cabinet, Simon!!
#9 Right?? Why is this so true?
#10 Omg my husband literally did this the other day LOL…
#11 I mean, that was legit during 2020…we became buds with ALL the delivery people!
#12 Sorry, buddy…
#13 Some good advice right there…
#14 “You hogged all the covers.” “Well, you snored”…
#15 Nobody is ever as happy to see you as a dog…
#16 Oh, I know this feeling all too well!
#17 Accurate…
#18 This was not an issue when I got married in 1995 LOL!
#19 There’s a wrong way to do EVERYTHING…my husband knows this now.
#20 Good to know…
#21 I mean, if the free samples are flowing, I’m always up for a Costco date!
#22 Or the third time…
#23 Oh, well, they had a good run…
#24 Hey…whatever works!
#25 LOL!!
#26 Uh-oh…
#27 Hard to top that...
#28 My husband and I built many pieces of Ikea furniture and we’re still married, so my theory holds up…
#29 Proof positive…

For more laughs about marriage, check out these 5 Hilarious Video Clips About Married Life (I’m thinking #2 may not still be married LOL!) https://imightbefunny.com/humor/5-funny-and-relatable-video-clips-about-married-life/