20 of the Funniest Pet Tweets in September 2024

Just heard my wife say to the cat, "This is not the negotiation we were having, Otto!" It made me laugh, but then I remembered that this morning I loudly accused him of "rank incompetence."

— @[email protected] (@mrchrisaddison) September 13, 2024

My dog just let out a sigh like she worked a 12 hour shift, sat in traffic, picked up the 3 kids from daycare, made dinner and just wants 5 minutes to herself

— McDad (@mcdadstuff) September 25, 2024

you spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them "for god's sake" and "please stop"

— derek guy (@dieworkwear) September 12, 2024

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him

— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) September 23, 2024

Don’t tell me dreams can’t come true… a service dog approached ME at the airport wanting to be pet

— Midge (@mxmclain) September 23, 2024

My dog just ate a full bowl of her food then went upstairs to grandma and started shaking like an orphan from a Dickens’ novel until she received cheese. Working the system.

— Chef Reactions (@ChefReactions) September 25, 2024

Cat [laying across my throat]: okay I am comfortable now

— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) September 4, 2024

I don’t take my dog out for walks, I take my dog out for stopping to sniff things every 5 feet.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) September 9, 2024

Whenever I finish eating, l always have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a black jack dealer.

— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) September 4, 2024

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac

— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) September 4, 2024

This is Norma. Her family just got a new rug. It even came with a cool minimalist doggy bed. 12/10 pic.twitter.com/GGSuA8Q3CX

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) September 23, 2024

We’ve had a Jenga tower on the kitchen table all week. Every day, the cat has got up on the table and pushed a couple of blocks off with her paws. One by one.

— Late to the party Laura (@ericamorecambe) September 8, 2024

no disrespect to this beautiful cat. but she did not paint this https://t.co/duYMbUPNki

— sara hinkley (@boneysoups) September 25, 2024

This is Dobby. Some people scream for ice cream. He just goes for it. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday pic.twitter.com/pmtT4EdFct

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) September 21, 2024

One of these dogs got to help mow the lawn today. Impossible to tell which. 12/10 for both pic.twitter.com/NgA8QXRgMi

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) September 17, 2024

My best friend is out of town, and she venmoed us $100 to take her dog out for lunch on his 10th adoptaversary. pic.twitter.com/ELvy6ns6DL

— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) September 21, 2024

ㅤ pic.twitter.com/zKomZ0Veo5

— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) September 18, 2024

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— Why you should love animals (@animals_twts) September 28, 2024

This is how people become cat people. pic.twitter.com/8Ci4vDAlWu

— Posts Of Cats (@PostsOfCats) September 17, 2024