Top 20 Funny and Wholesome Tweets About Pets in September 2023

Anyone who breaks into my house is going to have a real hard time getting past my dog without petting him.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) September 28, 2023

I asked my 6yo why she didn't clean her room. She said she was busy doing other things. I asked what those other things were. My 6yo, "I was petting my dog." Fair.

— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) September 7, 2023

here is what. i plan to accomplish today:

2. bark loudly. but at nothing
7. lose my ball under the couch
7b. politely ask the human. to get my ball
3. immediately lose it again. under the same couch
4. big nap. you have worked hard
2. repeat

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 25, 2023

your outfit is so nice i love that it’s completely covered in cat hair

— clare (@sadderlizards) September 8, 2023

Here is a pup with a paw print on her nose. Born to be booped, if you will. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/iK082FRJQ5

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) September 26, 2023

“A dog’s mouth is cleaner than a humans’ ” I question as I watch my dog lick a shoe

— Heatherhere 🥝🍈🥝 (@Heatinblack) September 26, 2023

Was having a bad day then saw a dog's head out a car window, so we're good now

— Draggin Father Behind (@DragginFatherB) September 1, 2023

“I’ll go when the cat gets up” pic.twitter.com/VUqanyUg1v

— cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys) September 29, 2023

This dog was spotted supporting their local library. Thinks access to free sticks is so important. 12/10 pic.twitter.com/KGcVSPYapd

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) September 7, 2023

“Ohhh. Because it’s our dog’s birthday.”

-my 5 yo son after noticing I was wearing a blouse rather than a t-shirt today

— kindminds_smarthearts (@kindminds_) September 21, 2023

…i do not have a cat pic.twitter.com/BLygexCdXq

— taylor garron (@taylorgarron) September 28, 2023

Small dog owners: My dog chewed on my favorite pair of shoes.

Big dog owners: Yesterday my dog ate a couch.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) September 3, 2023

Dog: falls asleep

Wife: takes 5 pictures

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 27, 2023

I never feel closer to my dog than when I watch him run away with a treat, it’s like I get it dude, I wanna eat my chocolate bar in private too

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) September 21, 2023

i am feeling chaotic today. so i am off to look for trouble. if i cannot find it. i will create it

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 7, 2023

Sorry I'm late my dog was giving me kisses.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) September 28, 2023

My vet just texted me and asked for me to bring a sample of my cats “first pee of the morning” to her appointment tomorrow and I just have…so many questions. First of all: how. Second…what is morning to a cat??? Cats just..sleep whenever???

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) September 2, 2023

Husband, day 1 of owning a dog: It’s just a dog.

Husband, day 2 of owning a dog: We should give the dog a middle name.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) September 22, 2023

Here is a pup with a paw print on her nose. Born to be booped, if you will. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/iK082FRJQ5

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) September 26, 2023

This is Sherman. Due to his size, he isn't exactly a cuddle bug. He is more of a cuddle bear. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/M27CZ4lOuL

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) September 25, 2023