25 Funny Tweets For Some Workday Laughs

once when I was waitressing I had a co-worker who was SO unfazed by rude customers and I was like “how do you do it?!” and she was like “oh, I have a trustfund- I just do this to make friends” and I think about her every day

— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) September 1, 2023

Didn't realize how few perks we have at the office til I said "we're allowed to listen to the radio on Friday!" to a new hire in a way that can be likened to a girl of 12 saying "I got an orange for Christmas!" as her papa lay dying of gangrene after the Battle of Fredericksburg

— McErin☘️ (@colleen_eileen) June 18, 2024

I hate when people start a meeting with “everyone having a good day?” Yeah Tina, I’m at work, on a Teams meeting, and I’m on camera…doesn’t get better than this.

— Mommy Needs a Life (@momneedsalife3) April 4, 2024

office culture is someone bringing in donuts and everyone for some reason refusing to take a whole one and cutting off 3/8 of the donut and then at the end of the day there's like 17/25ths of 9 different donuts left

— ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა (@CBD42O) January 17, 2019

bridal shower ok. baby shower, sure. but what we really need is unemployment showers – imagine you get laid off or quit your job and you throw a party and all your friends have to bring you gifts

— trash jones (@jzux) January 18, 2025

Coworker: omg text me anytime you need a shift covered
Me: can you work today
Coworker: omg sorry my uncles hamster is in town or I would

— gabrielle coffee (@gabriellecoffee) July 11, 2017

My coworker is pregnant and they passed a card around and I didn't know what to write so I just put HAVE A GOOD BABY TANYA

— chip malfunction (@online_shawn) July 27, 2013

A guy in my office is shaking his protein shake and this woman poked her head around the corner and said “do I hear margaritasssss?”… no Janet, it’s 10 am.

— ••Teej•• (@TJKilbride) November 30, 2017

i once worked with someone who told customers “sorry, it’s my first day!” any time they messed up. for 2 years straight

— makayla (@makaylathinks) May 19, 2021

Took my kid to “Bring Your Child To Work Day” a few weeks ago and now, any time I ask her how she’s doing, she says “Living the dream”.

— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) May 22, 2024

I should be allowed to challenge one coworker of my choosing to a duel each year

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 8, 2024

when i quit my job they asked me why and i said i got an opportunity I couldn’t refuse. i didn’t clarify that i meant the opportunity not to work there anymore

— trash jones (@jzux) May 11, 2025

Thinking a lot about a coworker who didn’t tell anyone he was retiring and just left at the end of his last day and never came back.

— Sean Bowie (@Sean_B_taketwo) October 28, 2024

Spotify opened at work and I forgot my air pods at home and Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy (1941) began to play on max volume I'd rather it have been porn they're calling me Gladys

— McErin☘️ (@colleen_eileen) September 18, 2024

being productive at work is EASY with a disciplined routine: I spend the first 6 hours doing nothing at all, and the final 2 hours in absolute SICKO mode with the fear of god inside me

— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) June 24, 2024

Today a coworker said he "challenged himself” to "old school google" something instead of using chat gpt. And that he "used to be really good at googling" and it was "hard" for him cause he "only uses chat gpt now.” He said this out loud in a meeting

— ✍️ (@jazzanchovy) November 20, 2025

I have a coworker who keeps cans of pop in her desk drawer and drinks them room temp. Tepid diet Dr. Pepper. Every day. Haunting. Concerning. Perhaps indicative of criminal behavior.

— McErin☘️ (@colleen_eileen) April 23, 2024

I will never forget the time that I helped interview a man for a job opening and when he was asked what he would contribute to the team he said “probably snacks”

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 10, 2024

My mom asked what my office does for faxing since we're completely remote, so I had to tell her we're actually located in 2024

— meghan (@deloisivete) July 3, 2024

I grabbed what I thought was a container of leftover chicken and potatoes from the fridge this morning on my way to the office, but it turns out it was actually cookie dough.

I regret nothing. pic.twitter.com/vfT5ObeOa5

— Courtney Ellis 🎈 (@courtneyellis) September 20, 2023