20 Funny Tweets About Kids Getting Words Hilariously Wrong

Kids mispronouncing things is super adorable but at some point I will have to tell my daughter we don’t put Farmer John cheese on spaghetti.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 19, 2020

My 3yo to the cashier at the grocery store: "My mommy does meth good."

Me: "MATH, I do math good."

*heads home to tidy up for my surprise CPS visit.*

— Stay at Homie (@stayathomies) September 7, 2021

Hats off to the waiter that kept a straight face as my 5yo ordered the vagina for lunch instead of the lasagna.

— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) June 22, 2021

My kid sure is doing a lot of dinosplaining for someone who pronounces it belociraptor

— meghan (@deloisivete) January 21, 2022

My 4-year-old calls Dunkin' Donuts "Drunken Donuts."

I was going to correct her.

Then I realized it was the best idea ever for a bakery.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 9, 2016

My daughter calls corn on the cob holders “corn chargers” and I think we should just let 2 year olds name everything from now on.

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 27, 2018

8: mommy I want to study pastrami

Me: why pastrami specifically?

8: I’m just super interested in the stars

Me: astronomy you mean astronomy

8: pretty sure it’s pastrami

— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) February 28, 2020

My 8yo daughter met a girl at summer camp last year named "Internet." I said no way, that can't be her name but my daughter has been adamant. For almost a year we've been having this discussion.

ANTOINETTE. I just found out her name is Antoinette.

— Brianne M. Kohl (@BrianneKohl) March 18, 2022

My 9yo just told me:
Thank you, Catherine Obvious.

I’m not correcting her.

— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) January 12, 2021