25 of the Funniest Posts From Parents This Week

if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

— Andrew Lynch (@andrewglynch) June 21, 2026

my wife and i both fell asleep during our four year old’s afternoon “quiet time” during which he consumed unsupervised approximately eighty dollars worth of farmers market berries 👍🏻

— michael 🙆🏻‍♂️ goldsmith (@mgoldsm) June 21, 2026

Sitting at breakfast with my son this morning while he eats trying to have a conversation with him. I ask him a question. He says, “mom it’s 6:45 am. Stop asking questions.” I say, “what am I supposed to do.” He says, “sit quietly & enjoy my presence.”
😭😭🤦‍♀️

— Brenda Frese (@BrendaFrese) June 25, 2026

told my 4 year old he can’t have ice cream cake after dinner if he doesn’t EAT his dinner and he came up to me immediately and said “can you give me a hug so I don’t cry?” and when I bent down for a hug he whispered “don’t ever say that to me ever again”

— 🌸 (@qershi_) June 22, 2026