The Funniest Posts From Women This Week

My new intern forgot someone’s name and tried one of those tricks people use to subtly ask what it was without actually asking that:

Intern: Can you remind me, how do you pronounce his name?
Me:
Intern:
Me: ….. Brad.

— Sarah (@silversarahj) June 12, 2026

When something is advertised as “Fun for the whole family” I’m like u have no idea what the members of my family are capable of complaining about

— Keara Sullivan (@superkeara) June 11, 2026

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATMs.

— N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 (@KhananiShingan1) June 10, 2026

this is so hard to explain but theres a bird in my neighborhood i have to confront

— ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა (@CBD42O) June 6, 2026

Winter: It's too cold to leave the house and do anything.

Summer: It's too hot to leave the house and do anything.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) June 10, 2026

Do people who go camping know about not camping?

— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) June 10, 2026

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

— The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo (@shelbyboring) June 6, 2026

“Runaway brides” should be called “near Mrs.”

Thank you, this is why I have a PhD

— Cooper Lawrence (@CooperLawrence) June 9, 2026

*fills out form*

*clicks "send me a copy"*

email: *dings*

me: ooh what's that

— meghan (@deloisivete) June 8, 2026