21 of the Best Posts From Women This Week

My mom answers the phone like she's in the middle of defusing a bomb

— 𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. (@im_all_id) May 10, 2026

i want a small, tasteful wedding. no friends. no family. no groom. just me and an open bar

— trash jones (@jzux) May 14, 2026

my mom bought me this cute lil sundress for my birthday and told me to try it on and when i walked out she immediately goes “OH maybe that’s just something you wear in the bedroom”

— lex (@lexisoupertramp) May 13, 2026

Found a restaurant website that had a skip to menu button and didn’t make me choose pickup or delivery first, so apparently we have the technology

— meghan (@deloisivete) May 12, 2026

My hobbies include:

1. Going home
2. Being at home
3. Wishing I was at home

— Kristen (@Kica333) May 12, 2026

I just watched one of the skinniest girls I’ve ever seen sit down in a chair and break it and now I fear nothing. Nothing means anything. If I break a chair I will never feel ashamed. The problem is the chairs.

— dana donnelly (@danadonnelly) May 14, 2026

accidentally called an audiobook a book on tape and then gasped when i realized the ancientness of what i just said

— latke (@latkedelrey) May 15, 2026