The Funniest Posts From Women in 2025

My intern was born in 2007

I have unread emails older than that

— Ash Arora (@asharoraa) October 2, 2025

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

— BOOP (@Pettyyyboop) January 31, 2025

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

— her all along. (@jayemonet) February 10, 2025

Having leftovers as a kid: this is the worst day of my LIFE!!!

Having leftovers as an adult: the gods have shined brightly on me today. I will always remember this moment and the chilled salty taste of this glorious, lifesaving vegetable pad Thai

— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) February 17, 2025

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman

— Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid (@Staceballs) February 18, 2025

i would do anything to cure my digestive issues except stop drinking coffee or change my dietary habits in any way

— bald ann supreme (@ali_sivi) February 26, 2025

how is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight. you’re from outside

— natalie (@nataliestwt) February 16, 2025

finally completed a very important task i’ve been avoiding for several months. it took 8 minutes and zero effort on my part and i felt immediate and immense relief. i probably won’t learn from this

— frankie (@frankieats) March 6, 2025

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak english there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

— hannah jones (@hannahjonescool) March 26, 2025

“listen to your body” ok well my body wants to lay down and eat snacks 14 hours a day

— grace 🤝 (@debtbarbie) April 21, 2025

why would this car behind me just honk at me cause i hit a curb like what does that have to do with you

— symone (@symoneeed) May 1, 2025

I went up to a gorilla at the zoo today and he tapped on the glass when he saw me. Unbelievable. There must be no signs prohibiting that on his side

— tabitha arnold (@thetolerantweft) November 12, 2025

“your receipt from apple” ok sure. whatever. i don’t even know what you’re charging me for anymore but whatever. sure.

— nazzo (@nazzobetweeting) April 28, 2025

i love when my body makes a noise i’ve never heard before. like girl what organ was that. who’s in there.

— Fallon (@filthtofilth) November 15, 2025

Had an interview today and my stomach growled. The interviewer asked, “skipped lunch?” I told her, “No, I’m just hungry for success.” Lmaoooo

— staxxx🦅 (@papiwontmiss) December 3, 2025

just saw two women crying and hugging in the locker room at planet fitness and then i heard one of them say, "I'm brittany by the way" 💀💀

— emily may (@emilykmay) May 6, 2025

The human mind is incredible….I logically know that I always feel better after working out, I never regret doing it & always regret skipping it, & yet I spend the half hour before the workout acting like I am preparing to be publicly executed.

— Meg (@megannn_lynne) May 21, 2025

speaking of accents a few months into dating my scottish boyfriend i was trying to figure out what his voice reminded me of. something so beautiful and familiar that had accompanied me since childhood. it turns out it was shrek

— oat milk princess 🇵🇸 (@heartluvr2000) August 10, 2025

When a recipe says to use unsalted butter it’s like Sure. Let me just run to the Less Yummy Store & grab some

— Meg (@megannn_lynne) August 6, 2025

TikTok so mf funny. This girl posted how she met a man 6/25, said “I love you” 7/6, moved in 7/12, pregnant 8/18- somebody gon comment “so you never seen him in a winter coat?” 😭😭😭😭

— A’Dasha (@Adashaa_) August 20, 2025

guy that is supposed to come fix my doorbell: hey i came but you were not home

me: i was home ive been waiting for you all morning???

dude: but i rang and you didnt answer

?????????????????????????????????????

— MENACE II SOCIETY ™ (@trademarkedash) September 22, 2025

"what's your blood type?"

idk, boiling.

— jynx (@jynxbby) August 27, 2025

very very very hard when someone you’re planning a trip with does not get the Spirit of the vacation. “instead of a quaint coastal b&b, why don’t we just camp,” yes, sure … instead of joy perhaps we could have misery,

— Nat Purser (@NatPurser) July 30, 2025

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

— Kristen (@Kica333) June 22, 2025

My sister set up her remote office in the living room and I didn't want her to look unprofessional with people walking through, so I crawled across the floor…

and…
everyone saw that.

— Yondaime (@iamjadebrieanne) October 1, 2025

looking at the amount of clean underwear i still have left in my suitcase and feeling proud that i didn’t piss myself every day on vacation like i guess i had planned to when i packed

— violet 🧠🐀 18+ (@daintysloth) May 27, 2025

Me at 7am: *puts sheets in the wash*
Me at 9pm: Oh no.

— Courtney Ellis 🎈 (@courtneyellis) October 7, 2025

Moms will send texts like

“Hey kids! Dad’s full body transplant went well thank god 🙏 We’ve known about it for months but didn’t want to worry you! Also I quit my job and we moved to Florida. Text Aunt Laura for her birthday.”

— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) July 14, 2025

one of my favorite stories ever is when my friend’s mom tried to use a PG version of a common phrase around us bc we were 10 but she accidentally said “when the shit hits the you-know-what”

— trash jones (@jzux) June 1, 2025