25 Funny and Relatable Posts From Women

Deleting all the accidental photos you took of your lock screen is oddly soothing.

— krista (@kristabellerina) March 4, 2026

Probably the hardest part about doubling a recipe is the part in the middle when you forget you were supposed to be doubling it.

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) October 29, 2025

I didn’t know getting through a bagged salad before it turned into a bag of slime was part of my heroic journey, but here we are.

— krista (@kristabellerina) October 29, 2025

obsessed with wedding culture. what do u mean a 3 year old is in charge of the rings

— chase (@_chase_____) October 28, 2025

my friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes which is exactly what i assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed

— sophia (@pastoralcomical) October 29, 2025

it’s really scary being a soup/sandwich girl in this grams of protein world

— Meg (@megannn_lynne) October 28, 2025

I wish weekend minutes lasted as long as washing machine minutes

— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) March 1, 2026

One day your Dad is refusing to get a dog and the next you're being asked to watch his 8-year-old rescue so she's not lonely while he goes to Costco.

— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) October 28, 2025

My brother has a colonoscopy on Tuesday. He’s traveling by car and plane on Monday. He thinks he can pull off doing the prep while in the airport….

— 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗠𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘁𝗮 (@txsalth2o) October 26, 2025

I think it might be time to do laundry, I’ve just reached the “weird underwear” section of my drawer

— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) December 4, 2023

my husband spent four days with 9 of his oldest friends. i asked him if there was any news about their marriages, kids, families, jobs, etc. he said no. i asked what they talked about. he said they mostly tried to name every state capital and then every african country

— mindy🌷 (@mindyisser) August 21, 2025

Heard a woman in TJ Maxx ask her kid ‘is that a smart choice to make with your money?’ and now I wish she would follow me around the store, too.

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) September 22, 2025