25 Funny Posts For Some Laughs Today

my mom is keeping my nephews, who are 4 and 1, while my brother and sister in law are away celebrating their anniversary and she just texted me, "4:30 pm to 5 pm is a long time."

— emily may (@emilykmay) October 24, 2025

a little dog with a muzzle walked up to me on the street yesterday and her owner said “she doesn’t bite, she just eats trash.” I’ve never related to anyone more

— trash jones (@jzux) October 21, 2025

My 4yo daughter wore her pink faux fur coat and her pink sunglasses to get her flu shot.

Me: why you wearing shades to the doctor?

Her: so I can look pretty when I cry.

This child of mine lord.

— Princess (@themultiplemom) December 29, 2025

If I was a geometry teacher, I'd always start off every day of class saying, "Let's get ready to rhombus" and everyone would love me.

— Hollie Harris (@allholls) October 20, 2025

When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

— krista (@kristabellerina) October 18, 2025

Me: I’ve been a doctor longer than you have been alive!

Patient: I’m only 7 so that’s not very long

😂

— Emaperidol (@Emaperidol) October 22, 2025

the person who invented bowling: “oh and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. clown shoes”

— chase (@_chase_____) October 19, 2025

3yo: Mommy I hit my head.

Me: *head kisses*. Better?

Her: No but you’re a nice mommy *walks away*

💀💀💀

— Princess (@themultiplemom) February 22, 2025

my 7yo daughter made a wish at a fountain "for all of the dinosaurs to come back to life" so i'm just warning y'all to be on the look out

— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) November 6, 2022

When my 2yo doesn’t want to talk anymore, she ends the conversation with “happy birthday” and walks away waving bye.

— Princess (@themultiplemom) May 8, 2023

A favorite game in my family is Where Are The Scissors? closely followed by Who Lost The Tape?

— krista (@kristabellerina) November 10, 2022

My 4yo put on a pair of jeans for the first time yesterday and as soon as buttoned them she said, "Mommy, these are NOT good pants," took them off, threw them across the floor, and put on leggings.

— Shannon (@ShannonJCurtin) January 16, 2023

TSA: GET TO THE AIRPORT 4 HOURS BEFORE YOUR FLIGHT

My Dad: that’s ridiculous why would you cut it so close like that

— Cooper Lawrence (@CooperLawrence) March 26, 2026

"Oh, I do like Chinese food!"

-My 6yo, eating chicken fingers & fries from The Imperial Bamboo kid's menu

— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) October 27, 2022

Raise your hand if you can spot my missing Cinnabon 😭 pic.twitter.com/lo4hEH88yI

— Leisha (@LoneStarChica) October 24, 2025