21 Funny Posts For Some Laughs Today

Thoughts and prayers for my 12-year-old.

I asked her to replace the toilet paper roll and now she's now in tears because she has to do everything around here.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 16, 2022

My son just informed me he's getting married during second recess tomorrow.

— Jessica Malone Grider (@mrs_g_rider) October 7, 2025

4yo: okay mommy when that baby is coming out you need to get to the hospital quickly

me: yep

4yo: so you need to tell me when that happens. me or Daddy. we will get you to the hospital. just make sure you tell me. because I am very good with babies.

— 🌾🍁🍂 bosco 🍂🍁🌾 (@selentelechia) October 9, 2025

preschool teacher: your child does not seem to respond to her name

me: huh. i guess maybe we call her by a nickname too often

her: what nickname?

reader, our 3yo thought her name was actually Chicken McDoogan

— bonky (@shesbonky) October 10, 2025

One minute you’re young and wild, the next you’re taking a phone from someone because they want to show you a video but you accidentally close the app down and say “it’s gone, sorry, I’m not quite sure what I did there”

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) April 12, 2026

I read an article that a Peloton instructor said that for dessert they "split an orange with my significant other" and this is why I don't like fitness.

— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) February 13, 2021