20 Funny Posts For Some Weekend Laughs

I don't subscribe to any magazines, but if they came out with "Good Enough Housekeeping," that's one I might read.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) September 29, 2025

most eldest daughter thing that ever happened to me was i asked my parents if i could have a drink at my cousin's wedding when i was 20, they said no, I didn't, and my 17 yo brother did not ask and just got hammered.

— emily may (@emilykmay) September 30, 2025

My intern was born in 2007

I have unread emails older than that

— Ash Arora (@asharoraa) October 2, 2025

I don’t wanna brag but I washed a load of clothes with 9 pairs of socks and matched all 9 pairs out of the dryer. 💁‍♀️

— que cera sarah 🤷‍♀️ (@dooz_er) October 2, 2025

I get annoyed when it takes longer than five seconds for a website to load on my phone like I didn't grow up dropping a roll of film off at the store and waiting five days to get pictures back.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) October 2, 2025

My sister set up her remote office in the living room and I didn't want her to look unprofessional with people walking through, so I crawled across the floor…

and…
everyone saw that.

— Yondaime (@iamjadebrieanne) October 1, 2025

I did it. I have achieved the impossible! I finished an entire family size clamshell of spinach and absolutely none of it went bad. What an incredible day. pic.twitter.com/0pjsVAbBWN

— Rachel, Maker of Wild Sparrow Naturals (@SpiritedSparr0w) September 29, 2025